Bill Corbett |
Crow T. Robot [8-10] & Observer aka Brain Guy [8-10] |
Kevin Murphy |
Tom Servo [2-10], Professor Bobo [8-10] & Cambot |
Mary Jo Pehl |
Magic Voice [4-7] & Pearl Forrester [7-10] |
Michael J. Nelson |
Mike Nelson [5-10] |
Patrick Brantseg |
Gypsy [8-10] |
Crow: So who was this movie's target audience?
Tom: Hell, I don't know. A bat fetishist named Stan, and even he missed it.
Mike: (as Sgt. Ward searches for John in the cave) My father was a master bat hunter. Guess that makes me bat master's son. (chuckling) Just enjoy that one, fellas.
Sgt. Ward: You're listening to the voice of a killer.
Mike: Geraldine's boyfriend?
(the call comes in about John stealing the ambulance)
Sgt. Ward: Who is the patient who stole that ambulance?
Dispatcher: A male caucasian...
Sgt. Ward: (interrupting) What's his name?
Mike: Mr. Male Caucasian!
Mike: (describing Dr. Kipling) Hey, he's a Love, American Style doctor.
Cathy: This weekend was also supposed to be an overdue honeymoon.
Mike: And we're supposed to do the humpty-hump!
John: You're right. I can do it later, come on.
Tom: (whiny) No! I wanna do it now!!!!
Tom: So the message is: Ladies, if your husband becomes a bat, abandon your career and become one too.
(as the motel owner appears)
Crow: Alan Sues to the rescue!
Tom: It's Fred Garvin, male prostitute.
John: The caves are my home.
Crow: It's a development called Caverbury Downs.
Tom: (as the nurse runs into Sgt. Ward) Straight into the arms of Sheriff Menacing W. Pervert.
Crow: (as John gulps down the bag of blood) O Negative, now in the new wide-mouth slam can.
(describing the tramp)
Tom: Sounds like the Swedish Chef Muppet.
Crow: He's a naturally occuring clown.
(after John runs the ambulance off the road)
Tom: I really guanoed my pants on that one.
Crow: You're a complete guano head, man.
Tom: (describing Sgt. Ward) Hunter Thompson, Texas Ranger.
Sherriff: (calling on his radio) Suspect homicidal.
Tom: Hey, I'm heterocidal.
(as John escapes from the hospital)
Tom: (doing his Paul McCartney) Bat on the run, bat on the run...
Mike: The Fugi-bat.
Mike: (describing where John and Cathy are staying) It's the Bats Motel.
Mike: (describes Sgt. Ward) McClod!
Cathy: Dr. Kipling?
Tom: Riki-tiki-tavi is waiting for you.
Crow: Wouldn't it been a better movie if he had gotten bit by a cow?
Dr. Kipling: Mrs. Beck...
Mike: You're a loser, baby.
Crow: Dr. Mellow Ski Bum said it would be fine.
Crow: (seeing a red cross) Switzerland World Headquarters.
Mike: (as John makes a toast) Well, bats to you.
Mike: (seeing some mountains) I'm thirsty, let's tap those.
Mike: (as a girl is attacked by bats) Rosie Ruiz in hell.
Mike: Trying to save yourself is undignified.
Crow: (seeing the picnic) Mutual of Omaha's Mild Kingdom.
(during the opening theme)
Singer: Take me...
Tom: Out to the ball game!!
Mike: (seeing the bat's eye at the beginning of the movie) The left eye of Laura Mars.
Crow: (as Sgt. Ward picks up the empty bag of blood) He killed a bag, the animal!
Mike: (as John has his first convulsion, in Floyd Turbo voice) Mmmm, too much vapor action!
Crow: (as John and Cathy take the cave tour) This is the best non-sex we've ever had!
(at the end of the movie, as Cathy looks for John)
Crow: Now, wait a minute. How could she turn into a bat? The only contact she had with him was in the hotel and...Oh, my God!
Tom: Aaaaggghhhh!!!!!
Crow: Oh, my God, I get the shower first!
Tom: No, me first!
Mike: (as the gondola reaches the top) You know, they saved money by hooking the gondola to power lines.
Crow: (as the bat-man John runs away from Sgt. Ward) I'm flying away! Flap flap flap flap flap flap!
Mike: So a scientist gets his information from a minimum wage park service guy.
Mike: (describing Cathy) Mary Tyler Less.
Crow: (as John escapes in the ambulance) I guess by definition I'm in the bat-mobile now.
Crow: (seeing the movie's title) Well, it shouldn't drink so much coffee.
Alternate title for this movie: The Bat People.
Canterbury Park:
When John says, 'The caves are my home,' Crow says 'It's a development called Caverbury Downs.' This is a reference to the horse race track in the Twin Cities area. It was originally called Canterbury Downs, but changed its name to Canterbury Park. This is one of numerous references to the Best Brains' home area of Minnesota and the Twin Cities area in particular.
Geraldine:
When Sgt. Ward says, "You're listening to the voice of a killer," Mike says, "Geraldine's boyfriend?" This refers to Flip Wilson's character Geraldine.
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