Mystery Science Theater 3000

Servo: (describing Lenora) She wants to be Judy Garland in the worst way, doesn't she?

Pedro: Good night, Miss Lenora. Lenora: Good night, Pedro. Crow: I'll be lurking for you.

(in Cameron's fantasy) Prof. Warwick: There are institutions for madmen. Servo: Like the Pentagon.

Dr. Cameron: Men who are governed by one collective thought: the animal lust to kill without regard to personal safety. Joel & Servo: Republicans?

Dr. Cameron: He's no longer human. He's a wolf. Snarling, ferocious, lusting for the kill. Servo: He needs to go outside, too, I think.

(as Cody sneaks in a room, the floor creaks) Servo: Oh, you'd think in the future on the moon, they'd at least get rid of the creaks! Joel: Yeah.

Joel: (as Cody flies over the moon city) Hey, Diana Ross is playing at Caesars' Palace.