Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 7 Episode 3

Tom: (as Wilbur answers his phone) I love it when I get a call in my pants!

Mike: Buy shrimp, where you work or play!

Johnny: I've been a fool.
Crow: You've been a beautiful fool!

Steve: I'd rather stalk it than have it come after us.
Tom: Yeah, that's my dating policy!

Tom: At least this is better than Junior!

(as the blood beast first attacks)
Mike: Barney's been in a fire!
Crow: I love you, you burn me!

Julie: The amorphic cell structures have expanded to...
Mike: Jacksonville!

Johnny: Oh, my head!
Mike: My achy-breaky head!

(as Johnny goes under the flouroscope)
Crow: Wow, he's loaded with shrimp!

Steve: No hair, no blood.
Crow: No disco, no foolin' around!

Donna: This was your first project under Dr. Wyman, wasn't it?
Mike: Oh, I've been under him before.

Tom: It's great how they can run the space program and then sell corn out of their flatbed truck.

Tom: This was back when NASA was family owned and operated.

Crow: This would be a good companion movie with Eraserhead.

Crow: Angels work about as hard as road crews.

Mike: (as Jeff tries to write) What would Liberace do? No, I better not do that.

(after Wilbur gets caught in the antenna)
Tom: Hey, now they'll get immaculate reception!

(after Wilbur leaves)
Tom: Dear God, I hate theater people!

(as the short's title appeared)
Tom: Ah, how many times Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley had sex!

Crow: In our country, it's customary to throw gasoline on the new couple.

Crow: (during the short) He's trying to have a Montclair moment.

Crow: (as the blood beast attacks Donna) Oh, baby, I was misnamed, I'm really the love beast.

Crow: If the name says Corman, there's gonna be walking.