Fat Man: I'm here for Fingal, Rick. Crow: Fingalrick? What is that, some kind of a Rhine wine?
Fingal: I'm requesting program access. Corw: I'm requesting movie jump up my butt!
Fat Man: (to Fingal) I have a communication for you... Mike: Bite me!
(Fingal opens a door and finds a garden) Tom: Your new backyard! Mike: Ah, he wandered into the ladies' room. Crow: That's why they stay in there so long! Man, those ladies, they get everything.
(in Fingal's office/Casablanca simulation) Felicia: Fingal, can't you do something about the heat? Crow: Well, some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on. (Mike and Tom hum 'Some Like it Hot')
Mike: (as Fingal's office simulation appears) These are all the people who are writing scripts for Parker Posey.
Tom: (as a projection of the Chairman rotates in the lobby) Hey, someone turn off the fat, rotating guy!
Crow: You know, if I was going to scroll up a cinema, I'd scroll up, I don't know, maybe Dirty Dingus McGee.
Mike: (as Apollonia playfully punches Fingal on the chin) You know, if Raul was Scott LeDoux, he'd be on the floor now.
Crow: (as Apollonia and Fingal kiss deeply) Eating Raul.
(as Fingal and Rick move about in the computer) Mike:(as Fingal with his arms spread) I love you this much. Tom:(as Rick with his hands in his pockets) I don't care for you.
Mike: (over a closeup of the chairman) The most face any screen has ever held.
Chairman: Fingal, you are mine! Crow: With bernaise sauce!
Rick: Fingal, it's up to you. Fingal: It's ok, buddy. I can handle it. Crow: And just what is the it which is to him up and which he can perhaps handle?
Crow: You know, my apathy is palpable at this point!
Fingal: I'm interfaced! Tom: B.F.D.!!!!
Crow: You know, Eraserhead was easier to follow than this movie.
Mike: (describing the Novicorp chairman) Winston Churchill's mobbed-up brother, Vito.
Fingal: Let's try... 'escalate access'. Crow: Yeah! Let's try that!!! Yeah!!
(as Fingal prepares to leave) Rick: So you're gonna go out crying? Crow: Yes, and wetting, actually.
Tom: The movie that keeps chucking rectangles at ya.
(as snow falls in the lobby) Fingal: I'm not making this up! Mike: I'm not cleaning it up, either.
Crow: I'd rather watch the kind of hackers who spit a lot.
Crow: (as Fingal tries to break in to the computer) Where do you want to go today? All over this movie!
Tom: (during Fingal and Apollonia's argument) Is this still the officially sanctioned boring part?
Fingal: We're nothing but a byte in a giant computer! Mike, Tom and Crow: I'm okay with that!
(in Fingal's office simulation) Fingal: I'm so bored. Tom: Okay, which one of us said that?
Tom: (as Fingal makes flowers appear) I'm going to give the hell out of these flowers.
Crow: (as Casablanca appears in Fingal's simulation) Well, pop on a fez and eat some cous cous, I guess.
Apollonia: Contact. Mike: Wait, no, yahtzee.
Mike: You know, I bet nobody ever scrolls up this cinema.
Mike: With this digital technology, the suckiness comes through with great clarity.
Crow: (as a glowing cube appears) It must be Christmas on the Borg ship.
Woman: (on video) Let's make this short. Crow: Oh, why stop now?
Mike: (as Dolly the baboon eats) The days of maruba fruit and roses.
Crow: (as Fingal is plugged into the cube) Doctor Who... the hell cares?
Tom: (as the class watches the doppling) Is it children of the damned day at the brain institute here?
Mike: Old guys becoming pandas, that's the future.
Tom: (as 'Casablanca' appears on Fingal's screen) Never show a good movie in the middle of your crappy movie.
(as a cube is seen) Crow: It's a Raul-bix Cube. Tom: (said over Mike's protests): See, I thought he was Puerto Rican, I didn't know that he was Cube-an!
Tom: (describing the psychist) So, aging lesbian nuns run the future.
Crow: The password is 'Fingal'.
Tom: (as cards come out of an ATM machine) I'm fartin' Monopoly cards!
Crow: Is his brain sexy?
Mike: (as snow falls in the lobby) This is how much pure cocaine you would need to enjoy this movie.
Tom: (seeing flashing lights on Appolonia's ear) Oh, no! Ear police!
Mike: Oh, I'll give you a specific list of problems I have with this movie...
Crow: (as Apollonia comes down as a goddess) That's poison oak on your naughty bits, ma'am.
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Eating Raoul: When Fingal and Apollonia kiss passionately, Crow says "Eating Raul." This is an allusion to the cult classic movie Eating Raoul.
The Turtles: Some cheesy music starts as Aram is walking to the Psychic's office, and Crow sings "Imagine me and you, and you and me. No matter how the toss the dice, it has to be..." which is a line from The Turtles' "Happy Together."
Nirvana: When the floor of the Nirvana Village is seen, Crow sings,' Come as you are, to my mall, to my atrium.' This is a play on the Nirvana song 'Come As You Are.'
HAL: When the identa-cube has been shut down and the computer tells Appolonia not to go looking for Fingal, Crow mentions HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Eating Raoul: When Fingal and Apollonia kiss passionately, Crow says "Eating Raul." This is an allusion to the cult classic movie
Robert Palmer/Power Station: Crow said, "Well, some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on." This is an allusion to the Power Station song, 'Some Like It Hot'. Robert Palmer was the lead singer.
Johnny Cash: As the transpod is shown Tom said, "I hear the transpod comin', it's comin' round the bend..." This is an allusion to the song 'Folsom Prison Blues' by Johnny Cash. The lyrics are, "I hear the train a-comin', it's comin' 'round the bend..."
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