Mystery Science Theater 3000

(in The Incredible Melting Man) Trace: (as Crow) The focus group for my...preview audience of...(as himself) No, it's not, let me try that again. (sniffs) Sorry, big ball of phlegm, big ball of phlegm today. Mike: Can we get him a big ball of phlegm, ple-oh, you have one. Trace: I have one.

(in Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell, Dr. F yells at the bots while his sick mother nags him; Trace flubs a line) Mary Jo: Am I 'Clayton'ing too loud? Is that distracting you? Trace: No. Mary Jo: Okay. Trace: No, my brain is distracting me. Mary Jo: Oh, good. Trace: And there's nothing anyone can do about that.

(in Poopie Parade of Values) Mike: I have another option, and I know you people like options. Kevin: Oh, I like options, sure! (joined by Mike) We all like options! (by himself) Sure! (Mike forgets his line and they laugh) Mike: And, so... Kevin: Should I kill you, or do you want to kill me? Mike: No, you kill me, that'll be good.