(as the Prince first appears) Mickey: What's that, a man? Johnny: Mmm-hmm. Crow: Yeah, believe it or not, yep.
Mike: (describing the Prince) He looks like a welder who has fainting spells.
Phantom: (describing the Guardian) He obeys my slightest command. Crow: Like wander around aimlessly and gain weight.
Mike: (describing Phantom) This guy's nuttier than a Stuckey's log!
Phantom: Break out the underground tank! Tom: And the underpants, for a change.
Crow: And a proud, noble civilization dies out... sometimes. This loser civilization, though, will not be missed.
Tom: (as the scientists run around) The Ritz Brothers had more dignity.
Crow: Mike, I swear I'm never going to forget what the Japanese did to us... with this movie.
Mike: (as Krankor) Shouldn't have let mom make my costume.
Mike: This movie made me want to renounce my Toyota.
Phantom: Prepare to leave Krankor. Scientist: What's that? Phantom: Prepare to leave. Each of you will enter a space capsule. Mackin: What? Tom: For crying out loud...Each of you will enter a space capsule!!!
(describing the Guardian) Tom: Cecil Fielder! Crow: Ross Perot! Mike: He's a yam with features.
Crow: Chickens are a cruel people.
Crow: (as the scientists are led into the Great Hall) Time for our daily empty threat session.
Crow: Chickens are too stupid to mutiny.
Crow: (as the Prince beats Phantom's men yet again) His power apparently lies in his choosing incomptent enemies.
Mike: (as the Prince runs through a cemetary) Even in death, they're stacked on top of each other.
Mike: (sees what looks like a housing development) The Cabrini-Green of Japan.
Mike: (as the Krankor ship has smoke trailing behind it) Kinda hard to go into warp drive when you're burning so much oil.
Mike: (as a man reads a newspaper) Well, Nomo got shelled again last night.
Chicken man: The Chief wants you. Crow: In the worst way.
(arriving on Krankor) Tom: It's a trip to Mike's subconscious. Mike: It's pretty accurate, I gotta admit.
Crow: (seeing the Prince through the window of his ship) He's in the Weinermobile!
Tom: (reading the note the Prince left) 'Dear Japan, bite me. Love, Prince of Space'.
(Krankor runs, someone approaches him and explodes) Mike: Oh, Krankor blew up a potential tackler on the 40 and now there's nothing but daylight!
(as the rocket is destroyed) Mike: Oh, the inanity! Crow: Oh, the Japanity!
Johnny: Hey, there's the commissioner. Tom: Pete Rozelle?
Tom: (as satellite dishes appear) Japanese are frantically trying to pick up Singled Out.
Mike: (describing Prince's ship) A good spaceship and a good, close shave.
Crow: (as the Prince runs through shots) I have no powers but I can skip reasonably well.
Crow: (as Mickey and Johnny hide behind a tree) Junior Samples and Business Boy.
Phantom: You there! Discharge the caustic vapors! Mike: Yeah, look who's talking.
Mike: (as Phantom giving an order) Make it...bwak kwak!
Mike: (as people duck) Holy Santa, pray for us!
(as the Krankor ship's periscope appears) Tom: Ah, the Stanley Cup has invaded earth, hm. Crow: I am the lemon zester of destruction!
Crow: (as he surveys the scene) A rare Godzilla-free day.
(as the chicken men come out from under the ground) Tom: I'm Hardrock! Crow: I'm Coco! Mike: I'm Joe!
Crow: (seeing a rocketship on the TV) That's a toy I wouldn't mind having. I like it very much!
Crow: (as Phantom's headquarters is being destroyed) My coop! My beautiful, beautiful coop!
Mike: (as he enters the theater, in Prince voice) I'm in space already! Damn!
This episode is available on DVD from Rhino Home Video as disc three of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection Volume 7.
The second host segment may be one of the funniest in the history of the show. It must have taken quite some time to get all the lines in the order when they were said, because as Tom said, they are were behind him by about three seconds, so to get the finished product that we all saw was pretty amazing.
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