Mystery Science Theater 3000

Col. Breiteis: Magellan to Lock Four, all secure. Shove off. Tom: Same to you, Toots!

Gen. Greene: The most important thing in the world to me is the military security of the United States. Crow: And my dog Floppy.

Joel: SPACOM, wood fill and meat substitute. Crow: We built this city on SPACOM. Tom: Instead of rock n' roll? Crow: Yep.

Joel: (as a moon men car pulls up) You know, these moon men have uses for plywood we haven't even dreamed of yet.

Cody: Fire main jets! Crow: Fire all The Jets. Get the Osmonds back on contract.

Cody: I've sent Ted out to the airport to stand by in a plane with some light bombs. Crow: He hasn't been able to lift heavy bombs since his hernia.