Mystery Science Theater 3000

Crow: (as Griffin, Cook and Landis escape) The Bronko Nagurski Gang!

Cook: They give you a thousand bucks to join, and a thousand bucks when its over. Tom: That's at least a thousand bucks!

Narrator: Your appearance may help convice your audience you know what you're talking about; or, it may convince them you don't know what you're talking about. Mike: Of course, I don't know what I'm talking about.

Narrator: Appearance is important. Mike: There, I said it. I'd say it again if I had to.

("Shove off" was mentioned in the movie) Mike, Tom and Crow: You shove off!!!

Tom: (as Griffin runs from the police) Nothing's happening so fast!

Mike: (as they have trouble putting the top up) You know, your everyday annoyances should not be filmed!

Mike (as Landis, Cook and Griffin arrive) Hey, its Dominick and Eugene and Curly.

Crow: (after the train riding sequence) The train riding sequence was omitted for clarity.

Mike: (as they pull up to a house) We now return to In Cold Blood, The Series!

Griffin: Must be midnight. Crow: We're gonna let it all hang down.

Crow: (as Griffin runs) Fuzzy Thurston is 'The Fugitive'!

Crow: (as the cop chases them) It's martial law in Ratsass, Missouri.

Mike: (to the tune of The Eagles' 'Take It Easy') Runnin' down the road Tryin' to loosen my load I got Coleman Francis on my mind...

Crow: (during the opening credits) I've got an oily Cuba zone.

Narrator: Think tall, talk tall, stand tall and walk tall. Crow: Shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall.

Crow: This film wastes no precious screen time with a plot!

Tom: The red zone is for Cuba and un-Cuba only.

Tom: They called in the volunteer filmmakers squad to end the movie.

Tom: We have an omlet called 'Supercalifragilisticeggspialdelicious'.

Crow: Action-less-ness!

Mike: Even when it's bright, it's dark in this movie!

Crow: I think the location scout was a spaz!

Tom: (during a dark chase scene) Is the film grainy or are these guys kind of grainy?

Crow: This movie has the courage to unabashedly repeat itself.

Crow: We do more before noon than most people do before... ten.

Mike: Hi-Cuba!

Tom: Once we get past the character development, this film's bound to pick up.

Mike: Coleman Francis is Curly Howard in The Fugitive.

Crow: (as the Mads call) Ace and No-Face are calling.