Frank: 30 years? 25 bucks? And I shaved my head for you?
Dr. Forrester: Well, you didn't have to, baldy!
Frank: My hair! My beautiful head of TV's Frank hair! (cries)
Dr. Forrester: Your movie today, Mark, is called Santa Claus. It's a thoughtful, well-shot documentary about the Crimean War.
Frank: It's a stupid Mexican kids movie!