Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Season 3

Comedy Central (ended 1999)




Episode Guide

  • Master Ninja II
    Episode 24
    The second Master Ninja episode features union organizing and a hostage crisis. The 'bots make their own custom vans while trying their (inoperable) hands at improv.
  • The Castle of Fu Manchu
    Movie Plot: The Castle of Fu Manchu Fu Manchu, an evil genius, tries to conquer the world by turning all water into ice.

    Intro: The crew sings a song dressed as a marching band parade.
    Segment One: Joel forgets his invention but Crow and Servo have their own. Dr. Forrester invents a stinky bomb.
    Segment Two:
    Segment Three: The Crew pretend to be Shriners.
    Segment Four: The movie causes the Crew to break down.
    Segment Five: The Mads try to riff the movie.

  • Master Ninja I
    Episode 22
    The crew watch two episodes of the 70's series The Master pressed together into a bad movie. Also, the 'bots make pop-up books of famous novels and Crow uncovers the Van Patten plot.
  • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    Movie Plot: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Santa is abducted by Martians to bring joy to Mars. Intro: The 'bots make their Christmas lists. Segment One: Dr Forrester and TV's Frank present the Wish Squisher. Joel and the 'bots present their own misfit toys Segment Two: The crew performs "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" Segment Three: Joel looks through his Christmas movie collection. Segment Four: Joel and the 'bots read their christmas essays with horrible results until Gypsy gives hers. Segment Five: Joel gives the 'bots presents. Frank pawns Dr. Forrester's Rolex to buy him a watchband. Stinger:moreless
  • The Unearthly
    Episode 20
    Movie Plot: The Unearthly A mad scientist creates havock when an experiment to stop the aging process goes awry. Also riffed were the shorts "Posture Pals" and "Appreciating Your Parents". Intro: The 'bots film an action packed funny home video.Segment One: The Mads create odd shaped pills including one with a fish hook. Joel invents celebrity appliances such as the Emilio Esta-Pez dispenser. Segment Two: Tom narrates like the narrator in the short about Crow thinking about all that Gypsy does for the SOL. Segment Three: The 'bots present The Many Faces of Tor Johnson about Tor's acting versatility. Segment Four: Servo and Crow create "The Unearthly" board game. Joel reads the instructions for so long that commercial sign comes up. Segment Five: Joel and the 'bots talk the lingo, and no one can figure out what they are saying. Frank eats potatoes au gratin and talks the lingo also, and persuades Dr. Forrester to do it also. Stinger: Lobo says, "Time for go to bed!"moreless
  • War of the Colossal Beast

    While watching the sequel to The Amazing Colossal Man, where Glen Manning goes on another rampage, Joel and the bots also encounter the spirit of music and wonder where it is male or female. The invention exchanges involve taking weapons of war and making them into ways to feed breakfast, while new ways to name 'Mexican' food are revealed and Glen visits the SOL again.

  • Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2

    The crew has to endure another Fugitive Alien movie while Tom is brought back from the dead and the Captain Joe action figure is created.

  • Teenage Caveman
    Teenage Caveman
    Episode 17

    The crew gets bored on a rainy day, so they play poker before watching a movie about a teen caveman rebel. We find out new epicacs and find out what happens when animals turn on the hunters. Also, the Mads turn on each other and make up.

  • Viking Women and the Sea Serpent

    A group of Viking women sail after their men when they don't return and wind up captured with them. Also, a short on home economics and Joel really gets into waffles.

  • Gamera vs. Zigra
    Gamera vs. Zigra
    Episode 15

    The crew watches the last Gamera movie as the mutant turtle fights a sea creature from another planet. Joel and the 'bots celebrate by having a root beer keg party(with Tom as the party keg), make dioramas of their favorite scenes, and make a model of Gamera's insides.

  • Mighty Jack
    Mighty Jack
    Episode 14
    Movie Plot: Mighty Jack An evil entity called simply "Q" is trying to take over the world. Only Mighty Jack can stop it. Intro: The 'bots think that Joel is dead Segment One: Dr. Forrester invents formal scuba gear. Joel presents earmuffs that look like ears Segment Two: The 'bots present Mighty Jack Dog Food. Segment Three: Joel and the 'bots recreate the blinding chamber scene. Segment Four: Joel pitches ocean movies with visual aids. Segment Five: Joel sings a sea shanty about the movie. Stinger: A man dies, falls onto his briefcase.moreless
  • Earth vs. the Spider

    The crew watch a giant spider terrorize a small town while Crow writes a screenplay called Earth vs. Soup. The Mads steal Joel's invention again, this time a phone made of cheese. Joel and the bots also try to start a band called Spydor but are interrupted by an intergalactic janitor.

  • Gamera vs. Guiron
    Gamera vs. Guiron
    Episode 12

    Gamera helps two boys who sneak onto a spaceship get back to Earth. Also, the crew sings their version of the Gamera theme song and Michael Feinstein visits Deep 13.

  • It Conquered the World
    Movie Plot: It Conquered the World A cheezy alien-attack 1950s movie. Also riffed was the short: "Snow Thrills". Intro: Joel is getting ready to be on Star Search. Segment One: Frank and Dr. Forrester dress up as dead people. Segment Two: Servo hosts a winter-sports broadcast Segment Three: The crew complains about their dinner. Segment Four: Celebrity Siblings last names. Segment Five: The crew and the Mads rewatch Peter Grave's speech while eating TV dinners, Letters Stinger: Peter Grave's speech about the wonder that is Man.moreless
  • Fugitive Alien
    Fugitive Alien
    Episode 10

    The crew endures more Sandy Frank as they see a movie taken from a Japanese TV series. Listen for the 'Forklift Song.'

  • The Amazing Colossal Man
    Movie Plot: The Amazing Colossal Man A man grows to giant size after getting too close to a nuclear blast. Intro: Crow and Tom won't let Joel into their cardboard fort. Segment One: The Mads create a plant that reviews music. Joel creates a non permanent tatoo Segment Two:Joel tries to teach the 'bots on how not to act around the spouse of a horrible nuclear accident victim but they poke fun at the victim instead. Segment Three: Joel pretends to be Glen to see how the 'bots would comfort him (they do it horribly). Segment Four: The Satelite of Love hits Glen. Segment Five: The crew tries to think of things to do if they were 50 feet tall. Frank says one thing he would like to do but instead gets a 90 foot needle in the butt Stinger: Glen laughs till it hurtsmoreless
  • Gamera vs. Gaos
    Gamera vs. Gaos
    Episode 8

    Gamera returns to fight another monster, this time a flying one with a triangluar head. Also, the bots try to do the Gamera-damerung, but it never gets anywhere.

  • Daddy-O
    Episode 7

    The SOL crew dives into the beatnik culture and hike their pants up to their chest with Daddy-O. They also endure an alphabet short, go drag racing and discover the value of a spit-take. Along with the Mads, they also have inventions for the Miracle Growth Baby.

  • Time of the Apes
    Time of the Apes
    Episode 6

    Joel and the 'bots watch yet another Sandy Frank movie, this time an Japanese TV ripoff of Planet Of The Apes. They do their own version of Inherit The Wind and present the latest in ape fashion while Frank grows big babies.

  • Stranded in Space
    Stranded in Space
    Episode 5

    The SOL crew engage in a gag weapon war with the Mads as they watch a failed TV pilot about an astronaut held captive on an Earth-like planet.

  • Gamera vs. Barugon
    Gamera vs. Barugon
    Episode 4

    Gamera returns from space to fight the monster Baurgon in the second movie of the famed series. Also, the 'bots have a computer interface war and play elderly Midwestern women eating at TGI Tokyo.

  • Pod People
    Episode 3
    Movie Plot: Pod People Alien beings hatch on earth after a meteor crash. Intro: The SOL is having an arts chautauqua. Crow and Tom each do their own one man show. Segment One: Joel invents a monster chord for rock shows. The Mads show off their public domain songs karaoke machine. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots sing the song that Rick and the girls do in the studio, trying to figure out the lyrics. Segment Three: Joel helps Crow become the next New Age music sensation. Tom announces Music From Some Guys In Space. Segment Four: Crow, as Trumpy, does some magic on the SOL. The Mads are bewildered. Segment Five: The crew sings, Will There Still Be a Clown in the Sky? The Mads say it stinks. Stinger: Rick says, "It stinks!"moreless
  • Gamera
    Episode 2

    The crew watches the first of the Gamera movies. Joel presents an endless salad bar container while Frank has problems with his bird cage vacuum. Tom also sings his famous song, 'Tibby, Oh Tibby.'

  • Cave Dwellers
    Episode 1
    Movie Plot: Cave Dwellers Miles O'Keefe plays Ator, the caveman-ish hero of the future. Intro: The crew and Magic Voice discuss changing their names. Segment One: The Mads new furniture makes them like a talk show. Joel invents the Smoking Jacket. In Deep 13, The Mads try robotic arm wrestling. Joel and the 'bots start out cheering for Frank, but when Dr. Forrester protests, they quickly change. Segment Two: The crew tries a new version of the opening sequence. Segment Three: Joel tells the 'bots how the makers of this week's film tried to make the movie better than it actually was by adding really neat names to their cheap props. Segment Four: Joel demonstrates the magic of sound effects. The 'bots name sounds and Joel makes them. Segment Five: The Mads try to convince the SOL crew that the movie wasn't that bad. The 'bots show continuity errors. Stinger: Ator calls Thong for dinner.moreless
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