Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Season 5

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Episode Guide

  • 12 to the Moon
    12 to the Moon
    Episode 24
    2/5/94
    8.6
    Movie Plot: 12 to the Moon Astronauts go to the moon, sparking a battle between the lunar beings and Earth. Also riffed was the short: "Design for Dreaming". Intro: Gypsy holds a tea party. Segment One: Servo and Gypsy play tennis. In Deep 13, Frank hosts a Dean Martin roast of Dr. Forrester Segment Two: Nuveena, the girl from the future, visits the SOL and tempts Mike and the 'bots into moving to the future with her. Segment Three: The crew gets annoyed at Nuveena's singing. Segment Four: Mike throws Nuveena out of the SOL for turning the 'bots into appliances. Segment Five:Nuveena visits Deep 13 and tempts Frank. Stinger:moreless
  • Village of the Giants
    1/22/94
    9.0

    Frank is forced to fire himself, but with the inspiration of the SOL crew, he gets his job back. The crew watches a movie about a bunch of giant mutant teens terrorizing a town. Tommy Kirk, Beau Bridges and Ronny Howard star.

  • Teen-Age Crime Wave
    Teen-Age Crime Wave
    Episode 22
    1/15/94
    7.9
    A timid girl gets mixed up with teenage delinquents when they kidnap a family on a ranch.
  • Santa Claus
    Episode 21
    12/24/93
    9.3
    Santa has kids instead of elves making the toys, and he battles a demon in this Mexican take on ol' St. Nick; while the Mads celebrate the holiday their way and the SOL crew sing a special holiday song for all beliefs.
  • Radar Secret Service
    12/8/93
    8.3
    Movie Plot: Radar Secret Service The US Government uses radar technology to capture criminals. Also riffed was the short: "Last Clear Chance". Intro: Mike sets off Crow's Horshack device. Segment One: Mike ties various items together and tries to climb down to Earth from the SOL. The Mads try to numb the brains of the SOL crew. Segment Two: Segment Three: The 'bots put on a class reunion for Mike. Segment Four: Segment Five: Stinger:moreless
  • Outlaw
    Outlaw
    Episode 19
    12/11/93
    8.6

    The crew watches another time travel movie while turning into 'big, buttery slabs of Fabio!' They also sing the song 'Tubular Boobular Joy' and read from Jack Palance's autobiography.

  • The Atomic Brain
    Episode 18
    12/4/93
    8.6
    Movie Plot: The Atomic Brain A mad scientist does odd experiments on people's brains. Nothing Atomic is involved. Also riffed was the short: "What About Juvenile Delinquency?". Intro: Tom and Crow do a version of Love Letters. Segment One: Mike and the 'bots mock the Mads mercilessly. The Mads retaliate for Mike's taunting by dressing as the SOL crew. Segment Two: Servo goes out into space to report the weather as Weather Servo Nine! He gets cold, then burned by a meteor shower. Segment Three: Mike shows the 'bots what a chin puppet is. They are not impressed. Segment Four: Magic Voice chats with the movie's narrator. She is repulsed by him. Segment Five: Crow does a new show where Green Acres' Hank Kimball is The Fugitive. Mike reads several letters. Frank becomes Dr. Frank, and is visited by Dr. Fist. Stinger: The foreign lady victim screams.moreless
  • 11/25/93
    8.5
    Movie Plot: Beginning of the End Chicago is attacked by giant locusts. Intro: The SOL gets a call from an upset lady looking for her husband. Segment One: In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester has invented the re-comfy bike. On the SOL, the crew invent new playing cards. Servo's card, Todd, is too annoying for Mike. Segment Two: Mike decided to call the Mads to complain about the movie. We get to see a rather disturbing glimpse of the Mads private life. Segment Three: Crow writes a screenplay about Peter Graves and his years at the University of Minnesota. Segment Four: Servo does insect-related stand up comedy. Segment Five: The crew recreates the movies visual effects using postcards. In Deep 13, the Mads have a boxing match to prove their manhood. Frank almost K.O.s Dr. Forrester. Stinger: Colonel sends his men into the woods.moreless
  • Alien from L.A.
    Alien from L.A.
    Episode 16
    11/20/93
    8.5

    Kathy Ireland stars as a nerdy girl who blossoms after rescuing her father from Atlantis. This causes the crew to sing about her, to try and figure out her emotions and think about other models. The Mads invent the donor organ vending machine and Mike invents Fridge Udders for milk, which makes the 'bots go fridge tipping.

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  • 11/13/93
    8.0
    Movie Plot: The Wild World of Batwoman Batwoman and her girls thwart the efforts of a mad scientist. Also riffed was the short: "Cheating". Intro: The crew plays blackjack and Crow keeps asking Mike to hit him. Segment One: Frank invents the Atomic Hair Dryer. Mike invents the Razorback, a razor for back hair. Dr. Forrester's hair turns out to be a mushroom cloud. Segment Two: Mike decides to have the 'bots write essays on cheating. Crow is not paying attention. Segment Three: The 'bots present essays on cheating. Crow copies Gypsy's word for word. Tom wants to stone Crow. Segment Four: The rest of the crew tries to decide how to deal with Crow's cheating problem. Tom cries out for severe punishment. Segment Five: Crow takes responsibility for his actions, sort of. Dr. Forrester's new hair causes Frank to run away screaming. Stinger: A batgirl puts the bite on a wormy guy.moreless
  • Teen-Age Strangler
    Teen-Age Strangler
    Episode 14
    11/7/93
    8.7
    Movie Plot: Teen-Age Strangler A serial killer is attacking teen-age girls. Also riffed was the short: "Is this Love?".

    Intro: Mike calls his grandmother for help to escape, but she isn't home. Segment One: Dr. Forrester has Frank in a giant harness that lets him bounce all day long, on top of Spikes The bots eat at their own Resteraunt with "The Waiter Bater" a hand that gets the waters attention without disrupting your conversations. Segment Two: The crew discusses celebrity romances. Segment Three: Crow and Tom want to rumble, but Mike intervenes. Segment Four: Crow and Tom have a gadget that will make Mike act like Mikey. Segment Five: Mike sings the Janitor Song. Dr. Forrester cleans up after Frank

    Stinger: "And he didn't steal no bike neither... I did!"moreless
  • The Brain That Wouldn't Die
    10/30/93
    8.7

    Mike Nelson debuts on the SOL with a movie about a doctor looking for a new body for the severed head of his fiancé. Tom and Crow are of much help, making fun of Mike after he reveals a secret about his childhood.

  • Mitchell
    Mitchell
    Episode 12
    10/23/93
    9.2

    The crew says goodbye to Joel Robinson when a misunderstanding leads to Gypsy plotting his escape with the help of temp worker Mike Nelson. The movie is Mitchell, starring Joe Don Baker as the stereotypical maverick cop.

  • Gunslinger
    Episode 11
    10/9/93
    7.9
    Movie Plot: Gunslinger The wife of a slain sheriff wears his badge and gets revenge.

    Intro: Joel, Crow, and Gypsy take turns popping Servo's new balloon head. Segment One: The Mads invent a day planner that makes heads explode. Of course, Frank becomes its first victim. The crew creates several whiffle products. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots talk about what death is like and their own type of funeral. Segment Three: Gypsy and Crow are the SOL's version of the Pony Express. Segment Four: Tom tries to explain how the man went from one place to another quickly. Segment Five: The crew compares the 1870's with the 1970's, Frank head is blown up.

    Stinger: What about our clothes?moreless
  • The Painted Hills
    The Painted Hills
    Episode 10
    9/26/93
    8.1

    While watching a Lassie movie, Tom gets gold fever and tries to melt Crow, Frank gets his heart attached to generators, and a short on body care leads to a debate.

  • 9/18/93
    9.0
    A pair of drifters get involved with the inner workings of a small town.
  • Operation Double 007
    9/11/93
    8.0

    The crew watches a knockoff of the James Bond movies starring Sean Connery's brother Neil and several of the actors in the actual Bond movies. Frank tries to be Bavarian while Joel and the 'bots compare the careers of the Connery brothers.

  • 9/4/93
    8.9
    Movie Plot: I Accuse My Parents A teenager's dysfunctional family life leads him into trouble with a night club dancer and the mob. Also riffed was the short: "The Truck Farmer". Intro: Crow paints Servo flesh toned because he has "Pinnochio Syndrome". Segment One: Joel invents an orgainizer for your junk drawer that holds some really odd stuff. In Deep 13, the Mads invent a cake mix that includes an exotic dancer, who is accidentally baked into the cake by Frank. Segment Two: Joel analyzes the 'bots drawings of their ideal families. Segment Three: The crew re-enacts the night club scene from the movie. It goes well until the music stops. Segment Four: The crew tries to find the cause of Jimmy's (the kid in the movie) social illness. They discover he is just stupid. Segment Five: The 'bots try to rob Joel of hamburgers. They get out the heavy artillery to do so. In Deep 13, the exotic dancer from the cake tries to seduce Dr. Forrester. Stinger: Dad laughs at Mother's hat.moreless
  • Eegah
    Episode 6
    8/28/93
    8.9
    Movie Plot: Eegah Story of a caveman in modern times. Intro: Servo attempts to freeze Crow to absolute zero. Joel interrupts the experiment and shatters Crow. Segment One: Joel has fixed Crow... sort of. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester replaces Frank's blood with anti-freeze. Joel invents the Porkarina, which imitates the incidental music from The Beverly Hilbillies. Segment Two: The crew discusses the workings of Hell. They find that Hell is much more subtle than they thought. Segment Three: The 'bots do some disastrous plastic surgery on Joel, to make him look like Arch Hall Jr. from the movie. Segment Four: The crew discusses why all 1960s sitcom families had single dads. They realize that the Munsters were the only normal 60s TV family. Segment Five: The 'bots take showers to try to clean the movie's residue off. Frank wants his blood back. Stinger: Roxy fakes it, at the urging of her dad.moreless
  • 8/14/93
    8.9
    The second Russo-Finnish movie seen is the legend of Sinbad...or perhaps not.
  • The Rebel Set
    The Rebel Set
    Episode 5
    12/11/92
    0.0
    Three coffee shop customers help an owner rob an armored car.
  • 8/7/93
    8.5
    Another secret agent with cool gadgets, hot women, and an evil villain; plus Dr. Forrester's seminar on super-villainy.
  • Swamp Diamonds
    Episode 3
    7/31/93
    8.5
    A Roger Corman movie about searching for diamonds in the swamp, featuring Mike Connors billed as Touch Connors. Also; Tom and Gypsy go on a date which does not go well for him.
  • 7/24/93
    8.5
    Movie Plot: Warrior of the Lost World In a post-apocalyptic world, a woman hires the Warrior to rescue her father. Intro: Servo can't handle the pressure of introducing the show. Segment One: The mads invent some fitness equiptment. Joel invents candy hearts with adult messages like "Get Out!" Segment Two: Crow and Servo race slot cars. Segment Three: Segment Four: The crew discusses all the cool stuff they would do after the apocalypse, like play stickball on the Interstate. Segment Five: The crew calls the Megaweapon from the movie. The Mads discover the good life, they play tennis and go dancing. Stinger:moreless
  • Hercules
    Hercules
    Episode 1
    7/17/93
    8.4
    The original Hercules movie is skewered; also featured is Crow's tribute to Gene Rayburn's Match Game.
  • A "Giant Gila Monster" wreaks havoc.
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