Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Season 7

Comedy Central (ended 1999)




Episode Guide

  • Assignment: Venezuela
    Movie Plot: This is an industrial training/propaganda short made by an oil company. It is about a man who travels to Venezuela and is given a tour of a refinery. It is really cheezy. Also on this video: The riffed shorts Century 21 Calling from "The Space Children" episode and A Case of Spring Fever from the episode "Squirm."moreless
  • Laserblast
    Episode 8
    The Satellite of Love is disconnected from Deep 13 because Dr. Forrester's funding has been cut. As a result, they hurtle toward the edge of the universe and run into various space entities before becoming pure energy. They also watch a movie about a rebel-ish teen who finds a space gun in the desert that makes him kill his enemies.moreless
  • MST3K The Movie: This Island Earth
    Movie within the movie Plot: Aliens bring Earth scientists to their planet to save it. Intro: In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester explains the movie-watching experiment to the audience. Segment One: Crow tries digging out of the SOL and breaches the hull. Segment Two: Dr. Forrester tries to fix the film after it breaks. Mike tries to pilot the SOL and crashes into the Hubble Telescope. Segment Three: Mike and Crow use Tom's interoceter to get help, but the alien they contact is not helpfull. Dr. Forrester intercepts the transmission and orders them back into the theater. Segment Four: The Crew holds a "This Island Earth" theme party, much to the chagrin of Dr. Forrester. The SOL crew uses the interociter to transport Dr. Forrester into the shower with a metalunan. After the last segment, Mike and the bots return to the theater to riff on the credits for MST the movie.moreless
  • Escape 2000
    Escape 2000
    Episode 7

    While watching a movie about greedy developers trying to force people to 'Leave the Bronx,' Crow repeatedly sets fires on the SOL, Dr. Forrester puts his mother in a home, and a new character comes in to try and help ratings.

  • The Incredible Melting Man
    An astronaut becomes a melting man and terrorizes a neighborhood. Meanwhile, Crow's Earth vs. Soup screenplay gets made into a movie...but the results are not what he was looking for.
  • Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

    While watching a medieval hero try to keep a kingdom out of the hands of an evil ruler, the 'bots make their own Ren fest which pleases Mike no end. Meanwhile, Dr. Forrester has to deal with his mother being sick, while the crew pulls a prank on him and Crow reads a steamy romance novel to Pearl.

  • The Brute Man
    The Brute Man
    Episode 4
    A former college football star becomes deformed and kills the people he feels wronged him, while Pearl goes on a date with an oily man.
  • Night of the Blood Beast
    Dr. Forrester's mother Pearl moves in, while the crew watches another Roger Corman monster movie.
  • The 1995 Thanksgiving Episode
    The movie riffed was "Night of the Blood Beast", the same film as episode 149. The difference between this episode and that one is that this version aired only a few times and the live action comedy bits were all related to Thanksgiving. Episode 149 riffed the same movie, but had different comedy bits that were not thanksgiving themed. It was the non-Thanksgiving version that was used in reruns.

    Intro: The crew discusses today's football game.
    Segment One: Dr. Forrester is having a thanksgiving party. Crow talks with Dr. Forrester's guests.
    Segment Two: Debate: Stuffing vs. Potatoes
    Segment Three: Crow and Mrs. Forrester talk.
    Segment Four: Mike and the 'bots have thanksgiving dinner. The party guests also have Thanksgiving dinner.
    Segment Five: Dr. Forrester's mother, Pearl, presents her homemade Turkey Surprise.

    Stinger: Steve says, "Wounded animal that large isn't good."moreless
  • Poopie Parade of Values
    A half-hour, hilarious infomercial starring Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Trace Beaulieu; advertising the "Poopie" compilation tape of MST3K bloopers. This deliberately tongue-in-cheek special mocks other infomercials.