Mystery Science Theater 3000

Joel: It's a football movie for the football illiterate.

Servo: (as Dave and Nancy talk) This would fall into the category of 'Plot facets we don't care about.'

(P.K. says that his bosses have put $10 million on the Cougars' opponents) Sonny: P.K., that's heavy bread! P.K.: Hey, don't tell me that's heavy bread! I know it's heavy bread! Joel: It's heavy bread! Crow: It's whole wheat!

(Dave goes to the front desk of the hotel) Joel: White Shadow. Servo: I'm looking for my all-black high school basketball team, and ...this might be the place. Although it's the wrong network.