Mystery Science Theater 3000

Countess Lorenz: (to her husband) Can you bear to look at me now? Crow: He can even look at you bare.

(as Dr. Lorenz is about to inject his wife) Crow: Now you might feel a little sting...(she screams) Okay, a big sting.

Crow: Hey, do you think he's a real doctor? I don't see no diplomas on his wall. Tom: I think he went to Scare U.

Tom: (as Dr. Lorenz's lab is first seen) He has stone walls painted on his drywall.

(Pat smells the orchid) Pat: What a peculiar, sweet odor. Joel: Oh, that's me.

(as the bride faints at the beginning of the movie) Crow: Nice dive. Tom: You may now bury the bride.

(Cody fights a moon man) Crow: My suit's more comfortable and I'm willing to fight about it!

(Cody and Ted climb some rocks) Crow: Quick, up this hill. Try not to look like Mr. Peanut. Joel: Or Mr. Salty. Crow: Or Mr. Drip. Tom: Or Mr. Bubble.

Tom: Evil Michelin Men continued to use the constant heat ray, which sounded like a Chevy horn.

Joel: (as Commando Cody flies) Oh, my shoes are untied! Aieeeeeee!