(a crow caws) Crow: It's Heckle! Tom: No, it's clearly Jeckle. Crow: Oh, you're right.
(as Rowsdower and Troy try to get the truck unstuck) Mike: Children and pregnant women should not watch this scene. In fact, no one really should watch any of these scenes.
Rowsdower: (talking to his truck) Come on baby, don't let me down. Tom: (as Troy) I won't, Rowsdower!
Crow: (as the cultists chase Troy's father through the snow) Canadian rules football is much different.
Observer: (describing the movie) Mike, your movie today is, if one can measure these things, the worst thing to ever come out of Canada!
Pearl: (to Tom) Can I rule you? Tom: Sorry, baby. Nobody rules the Tom-monster!
Rowsdower: (talking about the cult) Their race ruled this land once. Mike: They ruled this one acre for about a week. Nobody knew.
Crow: (as Satoris goes up in flames) So Mike, most humans, when you shoot them in the butt, they burst into flames?
Tom: (as the Xiox city appears) It's not actually a lost city, it was just unclaimed.
Crow: (as Troy looks up) Somebody reboot the kid.
Mike: (as Troy tries to cut himself loose) I dropped it. Which is the sharp side? I cut both my wrists. I somehow swallowed the knife.
Crow: (as Troy) If it's any consolation, I hates that rabbit too.
Mike: (as Pipper draws on Troy's map) Here's the plan. My army of trained rats will lead the charge and my scabies will protect our flank.
Crow: (as Pipper draws on Troy's map) He's playing connect the gods.
Crow: (as Pipper takes a drag on his pipe) Mmm, good dope.
Troy: You don't mean that... Pipper: Killed your father? Crow: Sounds fun, but I'm busy.
Pipper: The idol's a legend. Tom: I hates legends.
Crow: (describing Pipper) Emperor Haile Selassie.
Crow: Xiox. Now with lapatithamine.
Mike: (as Troy hides in Pipper's house) I haven't been this tense since mock U.N.
Tom: (as the cultists search in the woods) Any given weekend in Canada.
Rowsdower: Go to hell! Crow: Or at least Edmonton!
Troy: The map is real. Mike: Map Israel? I believe Israel has been fairly well mapped already.
Crow: Mike, is there any way I can hop into the movie and dump this kid's books?
Rosdower: (as he calls the police) I found this kid in the back of my truck. Crow: And Play is in the back seat.
Crow: I'm losing track of the crappy vehicles here.
Tom: (as Rowsdower laughs) Outwitted my truck again!
Tom: (as Rosdower) So, uh, eh then, eh?
Mike: (describing Satoris) Canadian villain Garth Vader.
Mike: (as the cultists invade Troy's house) Auntie sent her jack-booted thugs to make him lunch.
Crow: (as a hooded man lurks outside Troy's house) Can I discipline you?
Mike: (as Troy's house appears) If you lived here you'd be in hell by now.
Tom: Al Lewis as Grandma.
Tom: (as Troy unfolds a piece of paper) Sex, male. See, I am!
.Mike: (as Troy sits on the floor) Some guys can really pull off leggings.
Crow: (describing Troy) He's made in the image of an egg noodle.
Crow: How many geeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Mike: How many? Crow: I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Mike: This has the bacony stink of Canda all over it.
(Troy and Rosdower enter Pipper's house) Troy: Food! Crow: (as Rowsdower) Yeah, no beer though. Tom: (as Troy) More food!
Tom: (seeing a junked truck in front of a house) Canada is for lovers.
Crow: (as Troy) Man, I'm 25! I hope I hit puberty soon!
Crow: (seeing the interior of Pipper's house) Is it possible to trash a garbage house?
Crow: (as the cultists beat up Rowsdower) We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!
Crow: (upon reading the director's name, Tjardus Greidanus) That's an anagram for 'direct to video'.
(as the title comes up in credits) Tom: Oh, come on, one more sacrifice before we go? Mike: Okay, but this is the final sacrifice.
This episode is on disc three of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 XVII DVD set. Included is an interview with Bruce J. Mitchell, who played Rowsdower.
When Pipper appeared, his voice inspired the crew to do their Yosemite Sam impressions.
There was a picture that looked like Larry Czonka of the Miami Dolphins, prompting many Czonka-related riffs.
Mike: It's the "Wizard of Id" biathlon. "Wizard of Id" is a popular comic strip about the inhabitants of a medieval kingdom. In it, the executioner wears the same outfit as the cult members - black tank top and pants with a black hood.
Tom Servo: It's a cult that worships blue oysters. Servo is referring to the band Blue Oyster Cult, whose hits include "Don't Fear the Reaper."
Mike Nelson: "It's a treasury of Sergio Aragones sketches!"
Sergio Aragones is a venerated artist for Mad Magazine. For decades he has drawn miniature, dialog-less cartoons found inserted between the panels of larger features within the magazine, as well as getting his own features entitled "A Mad look at..." Whatever the subject happens to be, Aragones fills a couple pages with relevent little comic strips. Numerous books of Aragones' work have also been published by Mad.
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