Mystery Science Theater 3000

Sinbad: I can not marry you. Morgianna: I know all about your Luberia. Crow: Hey, that cleared up! Morgianna: I will help you once more. Tom: (seeing Sinbad's outfit) He's got a nice aumberchere, doesn't he? Sinbad: I can not marry you, oh lovely princess. Crow: I have Luberia. Sinbad: You must know that I can't. Crow: It's eating into my aumberchere.

Crow: (as a lifeboat is engulfed by waves) Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Drown! Drown! (imitating drowing)

(as Sinbad and his men find the bluebird) Joel: That's not the bluebird of happiness, it's the penguin of giddiness. Tom: Oh, it's the greckle of velschmirtz. Crow: Ah, it's the grebe of obstinance.

Crow: (as Sinbad's ships leave) So, is...is the crowd moving, or is the platform moving? 'Cause the plot isn't moving!

Crow: Kiss my big, white Sinbad butt, I won! Woo-hooo!!!

Trifon: Hey, Sinbad, would you take me with you? Crow: Um, let me explain it one more time...no!

(as Morgiana kisses Sinbad) Joel: Oh, wow! Tom: Ohhh, I love this lake! Yes! Crow: She's a keeper!

(Sinbad goes to the edge of the sea) Crow: Oh, now it's Siddhartha. Tom: Oh, is that a Howard Hesseman reference? Crow: Ah-- Tom: Um, Rudolf Hess.

Sinbad: (to the merchants) Don't you know that when you die, that you die? These riches can not be taken with you. Crow: You had to sail the seven flippin' seas to find that out, Cha-Cha?

Tom: (as Morgiana comes up out of the water) Boy, now, she's a tall drink of water!

Crow: (over a shot of Trifon and Hadabad) The two stages of Jackie Cooper; young, old.

(describing the jesters dancing) Joel: Hey, that's an odd way to go to Communion! Tom: It's 27 Brides For 27 Brothers! Crow: (describing a jester on the floor) I used to be able to walk and now all I can do is this! Tom: My house shall not be a house of hilarity! Crow: When jesters drink. Joel: If you must jest, don't drink.

Sinbad: What did you sell your freedom for? Crow: Some Knicks tickets!

Sinbad: (to Luberia) What are you called? Crow: They call me Mister Tibbs!

Narrator: It was on that first day of his return to Kolbassan... Crow: A shot rang out!

Joel: (reading the names of the cast) It's a cast of farmers!