Mystery Science Theater 3000

Edward: This attitude that we've observed in Flora is not normal. What's more, I'm afraid that The Bat has something to do with this. Tom: Maybe she should choke up on it a little bit.

Dr. Krupp: (to Flora) Where is Popoka? Crow: The Beer Barrel Popoka?

(during the Aztec ceremony) Joel: Kind of looks like Dirty Dancing, doesn't it? Tom: (singing) I've reached the end of my life And I'm waiting for the night to fall...

(at the beginning of the movie) Narrator: How far can the human mind penetrate the mysteries of the great beyond? Crow: Thirteen feet, four inches. 1920 Olympics.

Krog: From the description you gave me of your attacker's costume, it must have been Commando Cody and his flying suit. Joel: Or Trashcan Head.

Crow: (after Cody takes off for the first time) Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. We are cruising at approximately fifty feet. The captain has turned off the 'no screaming' sign, and we've just emptied the washroom.

Tom: (seeing Commando Cody for the first time) Oh, look, it's Pumpkin Boy!