Mystery Science Theater 3000

Tom: Now, if we expect to get out of here in one piece, it's going to take all the nerve we've got and then some. Joel: We better order out for more nerve.

Cody: Phone the police and tell them to block the highway on the other side of the mountain. Joan: Right. (dials the phone) Crow: Hello, police? Block the mountain on the other side of the highway--uh...um...

(describing music in the short) Servo: It is sort of hypnotic, isn't it? Crow: Hip? Not. Ick!

(seeing a fat man) Tom: It's Roger Ebert! Crow: Look, Gene, I thought it was shoddy and manipulative. A shameless tear-jerker. I give it a thumbs down. Joel: I liked it, Roger. I thought that dancing was uplifting.