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Michael J. Nelson
Mike Nelson [5-10]
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Mary Jo Pehl
Magic Voice [4-7] & Pearl Forrester [7-10]
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Kevin Murphy
Tom Servo [2-10], Professor Bobo [8-10] & Cambot
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Jim Mallon
Gypsy [1-8]
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Trace Beaulieu
Crow T. Robot [0-7] & Dr. Clayton Forrester [0-7]
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Frank Conniff
TV's Frank [2-6]
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QUOTES (19)
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Mike: (as someone stands next to a cataupult as the dragon appears) This baby can handle everything but a three-headed dra...oh, son of a huh!!!!
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Tom: This is Arthurian in the sense that Arthur with Dudley Moore is Arthurian.
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Crow: (describing Kalin) He's got Dick Butkus intensity.
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Mike: (as the movie ends) Now I have an unhealthy hatred of Finnish people.
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Little Falcon: Ho-ho-ho!!! Crow: I mean, 'hi-diddle-dee-dee!!!'
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Kalin: (sounding like Boris Badenov) It is not enough. Crow: I want Moose and Squirrel.
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Prince: Give this reply to Kalin... Crow: Pfffft!
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Prince: Fond as I am of Ilya... Tom: I hate him.
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Prince: Ilya Murometz, ha! Mike: That's Italian.
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Ilya: (as he and Vilya part) If you bear a son... Crow: I want to know who the father is.
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Mika: I would gladly lay down my life. Crow: For a hamburger today.
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Radiant Prince: This is our judgment. Mike: I'll allow the DNA.
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Mike: (as Ilya kisses the sword) This is the best tasting sword ever!
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Narrator: This was a time of giants and dragons. Mike: And low inflation.
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Crow: (during the village plundering scene) Man, this movie is already fifty times more expensive than all the movies we've seen put together.
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Mike: (as the title appears) When one sword tries to get along with an incorrigible dragon.
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Crow: (as Ilya stands up) First thing, I take off the burlap dress!
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Mike: (after the introduction of Invincor) How many prologues does this movie need?
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Warrior: Listen well, son of misery. Tom: You know my dad?
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ALLUSIONS (1)
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Wimpy: Mika said, "I would gladly lay down my life" to which Crow responded, "For a hamburger today." The cartoon character Popeye had a buddy named Wimpy who would "gladly repay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.".
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