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  • Horrors of Spider Island

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    S 10 : Ep 10 - 7/25/99

    A troupe of dancers suffer though a plane crash and wind up on an island where a huge spider terrorizes them. Also, Pearl has the castle moved because she didn't want to pay for a license for Bobo.moreless
  • The Phantom Planet

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    S 9 : Ep 2 - 3/21/98

    The crew watches a movie where an astronaut is shrunk while doing an Andy Rooney impression contest. They also debate the good and the beautiful while villagers try to welcome Pearl and crew to the castle, only to be accidentally hit with hot oil.

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  • Jack Frost

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    S 8 : Ep 14 - 7/12/97

    The crew watches another Russo-Finnish movie while Bobo and Observer argue over who's in charge while Pearl is returning the space children.
  • The Starfighters

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    S 6 : Ep 11 - 10/29/94

    While Crow has trouble getting on the information superhighway and the Mads use their new cranial ports, the crew watches a movie about Air Force pilots training on a new type plane. Watch for a young Bob Dornan as one of the pilots.moreless
  • The Wild World of Batwoman

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    S 5 : Ep 15 - 11/13/93

    While watching a movie about Batwoman(nothing to do with that one), and a short on cheating, Crow cheats on a test and is subject to being voted out. Frank's atomic hair dryer gives Dr. F a mushroom cloud hairdo, and Mike presents a shaver for backs.

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  • Eegah

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    S 5 : Ep 6 - 8/28/93

    The 'bots have to 'Watch out for snakes!' while watching Eegah, about a caveman in modern times. They also try to make Joel's face like Arch Hall Jr.'s for some reason, while Dr. Forrester installs an engine on Frank and changes his blood to anti-freeze. The crew invents a new instrument to make the incidental music for Green Acres and The Beverly Hillbillies.

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  • Secret Agent Super Dragon

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    S 5 : Ep 4 - 8/7/93

    Another secret agent with cool gadgets, hot women, and an evil villain; plus Dr. Forrester's seminar on super-villainy.
  • Swamp Diamonds

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    S 5 : Ep 3 - 7/31/93

    A Roger Corman movie about searching for diamonds in the swamp, featuring Mike Connors billed as Touch Connors. Also; Tom and Gypsy go on a date which does not go well for him.moreless
  • Monster A-Go-Go

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    S 4 : Ep 22 - 1/9/93

    The crew endures a monster movie with no monster. They also start a micro-cheese factory, present non-violent action figures, and play keep away while trying to figure out the Pina Colada Song and Gypsy doesn't 'get' Crow(or maybe it's Tom). The Mads present their own action figure as well.

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  • The Rebel Set

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    S 4 : Ep 20 - 12/12/92

    Three beatniks help a con artist rob an armored car, while the crew ponders what to do in Chicago.

  • Tormented

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    S 4 : Ep 14 - 9/26/92

    While the crew watches a movie where an engaged man watches his former lover fall from a lighthouse, they think about who else they'd like to see fall from a lighthouse. Also, the Mads make a jacket for alcoholics, Joel gets blackmailed, and accused of killing the 'bots.

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  • Hercules Against the Moonmen

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    S 4 : Ep 10 - 8/22/92

    The crew has to endure Deep Hurting as they watch another Hercules movie. They also show how a knife trick from the movie is done and create Super Freak Out! Joel gives the 'bots arms like Hercules but Tom's body rejects his and they 'Sing the praises of pants!'

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  • Indestructible Man

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    S 4 : Ep 9 -

    The crew watches the story of a man who gets brought back to life and becomes indestructible, wreaking vengeance on those who he feels wronged him. They also watch part two of the Commando Cody short while the 'bots switch voices, have a parade for no reason, describe what they would do if they were indestructible, and get visited by cops after doing one too many donut jokes. The Mads claim they are wearing their invention, but they don't show what it is while the crew presents novels on the back of cereal boxes.

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  • Hercules Unchained

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    S 4 : Ep 8 - 8/1/92

    The crew watches the second Hercules movie while Steve Reeves stops by as an exterminator. The Mads present designer roaches and the SOL crew presents the Steve-o-Meter, which tells whether Steve Allen invented something or not. They also drink from the waters of forgetfulness and the Carob Shake of Pretentiousness.

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  • The Killer Shrews

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    S 4 : Ep 7 - 7/25/92

    The crew has to watch a movie where an experiment on overpopulation goes awry and a short on a junior rodeo. The Mads are set to 'cleave in two this puny planet,' but one question from Joel stops the whole thing. Crow gets a present he doesn't like but can't return, and we get a board game and a drink each based on the movie.

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  • Attack of the Giant Leeches

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    S 4 : Ep 6 - 7/18/92

    The crew watches another Roger Corman movie while re-living their adolescence in their invention and debuting the song 'We're A Danger To Ourselves and Others.' Dr. Forrester takes a cue from the movie and invents a leech patch and uses Frank as his test subject. Also, the crew discusses their dreams.

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  • Teenagers from Outer Space

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    S 4 : Ep 4 - 6/27/92

    Teenagers that look like they're in their early 30's invade Earth, but one of them tries to prevent it. Also, Joel uses electroshock therapy on the 'bots, the crew brings out scratch-n-sniff report cards, and Dr. Forrester tries ventriloquism but his dummy gets all breathless.

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  • The Giant Gila Monster

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    S 4 : Ep 2 - 6/13/92

    Another mutant animal movie is the crew's cinematic punishment. They also recreate a malt show while the 'bots become the Thing With Two Heads. They also salute their favorite drunk entertainers and form the band Hee-la.

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  • Master Ninja II

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    S 3 : Ep 24 - 1/25/92

    The second Master Ninja episode features union organizing and a hostage crisis. The 'bots make their own custom vans while trying their (inoperable) hands at improv. The Mads make a conveyor belt buffet while Tom gives pets for fictional detectives.

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  • Master Ninja I

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    S 3 : Ep 22 - 1/11/92

    The crew watch two episodes of the 70's series The Master pressed together into a bad movie. Also, the 'bots make pop-up books of famous novels and Crow uncovers the Van Patten plot.

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  • Pod People

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    S 3 : Ep 3 - 6/15/91

    While watching another alien movie, the crew invents a monster chord for monster rock shows while the Mads present public domain karaoke. Also, we find where the ethereal music from space movies come from, do some stupid magic, and hear the classics 'Idiot Control Now' and 'Clowns in the Sky.'

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  • Cave Dwellers

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    S 3 : Ep 1 - 6/1/91

    The Comedy Central era begins with a post-apocalyptic hero who hang glides. The crew invents a smoking jacket that smokes, while the Mads introduce robotic arm wrestling. Joel also shows the 'bots how sound effects are made and make a new credit sequence for the movie.

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  • Ring of Terror

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 11/3/90

    The crew watches a horror movie where a medical student has to steal a ring off a corpse as part of a fraternity hazing as well as part 3 of The Phantom Creeps serial. The inventions have a medical theme including Frank in a real-life game of Operation, while the Old School for Old Students is introduced.

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  • Project Moonbase

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 1/16/90

    The crew watches a movie about a space station being under sabotage while introducing the all-puropse product SPACOM and enduring two Commando Cody episodes.
  • Robot Monster

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 1/2/90

    The crew watch a post-apocalyptic movie and two Commando Cody shorts while trying to figure out surrealism.