Mystery Science Theater 3000

Comedy Central (ended 1999)



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  • Horrors of Spider Island

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    S 10 : Ep 10 - 7/25/99

    A troupe of dancers suffer though a plane crash and wind up on an island where a huge spider terrorizes them. Also, Pearl has the castle moved because she didn't want to pay for a license for Bobo.moreless
  • Hamlet

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    S 10 : Ep 8 - 6/27/99

    Maximillian Schell stars in a West German TV version of Shakespeare's classic tale of madness and murder in Denmark.
  • Girl in Gold Boots

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    S 10 : Ep 2 - 4/18/99

    Pearl tries to get certified as a mad scientist by sending Mike and the 'bots a movie about a girl who hooks up with a criminal and tries to be a dancer.
  • The Touch of Satan

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    S 9 : Ep 8 - 7/11/98

    While Bobo and Observer have a babysitter, the crew watches a man drawn in to help a witch and Tom's grandma trying to kill Mike.
  • The Phantom Planet

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    S 9 : Ep 2 - 3/21/98

    Movie Plot: The Phantom Planet An astronaut ends up on a planet inhabited by miniature people.

    Intro: The Crew have a contest with their Andy Rooney imitations. Gypsy judges. Segment One: Gypsy never announces the winner because the crew can't stop doing their Andy Rooney. The Doomsday Device Pearl ordered finally arrives. Unfortunately, its radioactive core was sent to the SOL, and the 'bots do not want to part with it. Segment Two: Servo tries to look at good and beautiful things, so he can enjoy life. He has to switch a couple of things. Segment Three: Mike takes a space walk, and the 'bots forget to let him back in. In Castle Forrester, Pearl and Brain Guy discover that the ghostly noises around the castle are actually being made by Bobo. Segment Four: The 'bots play their water glasses and Mike upstages them. Segment Five: Crow thinks he's an alien from the movie and dresses like one. Pearl, doubting her evilness after failing to assemble the Doomsday Device, is cheered up by a mob of villagers. She is going to pour hot oil on them. Turns out, however, that they are just the local welcome wagon. She gives up, but accidentally pours the oil on them.

    Stinger: The "Good and the Beautiful" are extolled.moreless
  • Jack Frost

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    S 8 : Ep 14 - 7/12/97

    The crew watches another Russo-Finnish movie while Bobo and Observer argue over who's in charge while Pearl is returning the space children.
  • The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies

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    S 8 : Ep 13 - 6/14/97

    A slacker becomes a killing zombie in the movie with one of the longest titles in history. Also, Pearl returns the space kids.
  • Red Zone Cuba

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    S 6 : Ep 19 - 12/17/94

    Three fugitives wind up in a platoon of mercenaries who attack Cuba, while Mike becomes Carol Channing and Dr. Forrester takes a beating for Frank, who's in for 50 large to the Mob.moreless
  • The Starfighters

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    S 6 : Ep 11 - 10/29/94

    While Crow has trouble getting on the information superhighway and the Mads use their new cranial ports, the crew watches a movie about Air Force pilots training on a new type plane. Watch for a young Bob Dornan as one of the pilots.moreless
  • Beginning of the End

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    S 5 : Ep 17 - 11/25/93

    Movie Plot: Beginning of the End Chicago is attacked by giant locusts. Intro: The SOL gets a call from an upset lady looking for her husband. Segment One: In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester has invented the re-comfy bike. On the SOL, the crew invent new playing cards. Servo's card, Todd, is too annoying for Mike. Segment Two: Mike decided to call the Mads to complain about the movie. We get to see a rather disturbing glimpse of the Mads private life. Segment Three: Crow writes a screenplay about Peter Graves and his years at the University of Minnesota. Segment Four: Servo does insect-related stand up comedy. Segment Five: The crew recreates the movies visual effects using postcards. In Deep 13, the Mads have a boxing match to prove their manhood. Frank almost K.O.s Dr. Forrester. Stinger: Colonel sends his men into the woods.moreless
  • The Wild World of Batwoman

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    S 5 : Ep 15 - 11/13/93

    Movie Plot: The Wild World of Batwoman Batwoman and her girls thwart the efforts of a mad scientist. Also riffed was the short: "Cheating". Intro: The crew plays blackjack and Crow keeps asking Mike to hit him. Segment One: Frank invents the Atomic Hair Dryer. Mike invents the Razorback, a razor for back hair. Dr. Forrester's hair turns out to be a mushroom cloud. Segment Two: Mike decides to have the 'bots write essays on cheating. Crow is not paying attention. Segment Three: The 'bots present essays on cheating. Crow copies Gypsy's word for word. Tom wants to stone Crow. Segment Four: The rest of the crew tries to decide how to deal with Crow's cheating problem. Tom cries out for severe punishment. Segment Five: Crow takes responsibility for his actions, sort of. Dr. Forrester's new hair causes Frank to run away screaming. Stinger: A batgirl puts the bite on a wormy guy.moreless
  • Gunslinger

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    S 5 : Ep 11 - 10/9/93

    Movie Plot: Gunslinger The wife of a slain sheriff wears his badge and gets revenge.

    Intro: Joel, Crow, and Gypsy take turns popping Servo's new balloon head. Segment One: The Mads invent a day planner that makes heads explode. Of course, Frank becomes its first victim. The crew creates several whiffle products. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots talk about what death is like and their own type of funeral. Segment Three: Gypsy and Crow are the SOL's version of the Pony Express. Segment Four: Tom tries to explain how the man went from one place to another quickly. Segment Five: The crew compares the 1870's with the 1970's, Frank head is blown up.

    Stinger: What about our clothes?moreless
  • I Accuse My Parents

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    S 5 : Ep 7 - 9/4/93

    Movie Plot: I Accuse My Parents A teenager's dysfunctional family life leads him into trouble with a night club dancer and the mob. Also riffed was the short: "The Truck Farmer". Intro: Crow paints Servo flesh toned because he has "Pinnochio Syndrome". Segment One: Joel invents an orgainizer for your junk drawer that holds some really odd stuff. In Deep 13, the Mads invent a cake mix that includes an exotic dancer, who is accidentally baked into the cake by Frank. Segment Two: Joel analyzes the 'bots drawings of their ideal families. Segment Three: The crew re-enacts the night club scene from the movie. It goes well until the music stops. Segment Four: The crew tries to find the cause of Jimmy's (the kid in the movie) social illness. They discover he is just stupid. Segment Five: The 'bots try to rob Joel of hamburgers. They get out the heavy artillery to do so. In Deep 13, the exotic dancer from the cake tries to seduce Dr. Forrester. Stinger: Dad laughs at Mother's hat.moreless
  • Eegah

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    S 5 : Ep 6 - 8/28/93

    Movie Plot: Eegah Story of a caveman in modern times. Intro: Servo attempts to freeze Crow to absolute zero. Joel interrupts the experiment and shatters Crow. Segment One: Joel has fixed Crow... sort of. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester replaces Frank's blood with anti-freeze. Joel invents the Porkarina, which imitates the incidental music from The Beverly Hilbillies. Segment Two: The crew discusses the workings of Hell. They find that Hell is much more subtle than they thought. Segment Three: The 'bots do some disastrous plastic surgery on Joel, to make him look like Arch Hall Jr. from the movie. Segment Four: The crew discusses why all 1960s sitcom families had single dads. They realize that the Munsters were the only normal 60s TV family. Segment Five: The 'bots take showers to try to clean the movie's residue off. Frank wants his blood back. Stinger: Roxy fakes it, at the urging of her dad.moreless
  • Secret Agent Super Dragon

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    S 5 : Ep 4 - 8/7/93

    Another secret agent with cool gadgets, hot women, and an evil villain; plus Dr. Forrester's seminar on super-villainy.
  • Swamp Diamonds

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    S 5 : Ep 3 - 7/31/93

    A Roger Corman movie about searching for diamonds in the swamp, featuring Mike Connors billed as Touch Connors. Also; Tom and Gypsy go on a date which does not go well for him.moreless
  • Monster A-Go-Go

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    S 4 : Ep 22 - 1/9/93

    Movie Plot: Monster A-Go-Go The search for an astronaut on an alien planet. Also riffed was the short: Circus on Ice.

    Intro: The 'bots start a micro-cheese factory. Joel is given a tour. Segment One: Joel's shoes are covered in cheese. Dr. Forrester decides to have an action hero competition: if they win, the crew watches Local Hero; if they lose, they get Monster A-Go-Go. Frank is the judge. The Mads' 'Johnny Longtorso' doll is presented in many separate pieces, to get more money. The 'bots present non-violent action figures. Frank calls the Mads the winner. Segment Two: Gypsy doesn't 'get' Crow. He tries to help, but she can't pinpoint what it is. She realizes that maybe it's Tom she doesn't get. Segment Three: Joel and Tom play keep-away from Crow. He does catch it in his net, but they get another ball. Joel throws a hail mary when movie sign calls. Tom catches it on the top of his dome in the theater. Segment Four: After getting all his chores done, Joel asks the 'bots what questions they have. They ask about the plausibility of the Pina Colada Song. Joel just says it was about two popular things. Segment Five: To try and cheer up the bots, Joel makes Tom a happy king and Crow his jester, Sir Giggles Von Laughs-A-Lot. It does not go well. Dr. F. gloats about their plight until Frank mentions a Matlock marathon on TV.

    Stinger: Monsters on the go go.moreless
  • The Rebel Set

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    S 4 : Ep 20 - 12/12/92

    Three beatniks help a con artist rob an armored car, while the crew ponders what to do in Chicago.
  • Tormented

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    S 4 : Ep 14 - 9/26/92

    Movie Plot: Tormented A pianist is haunted by the ghost of his ex-girlfriend, who he murdered.

    Intro: Servo and Crow make a fortSegment One: Joel invents a wheel of sayings to get you through a family reunion. The Mads create a jacket custom fitted for alcoholics. Segment Two: Joel gets blackmailed by the 'bots Segment Three: The crew pushes their least favorite singers from a lighthouse a la the murder scene in the movie Segment Four: Servo and Crow accuse Joel of killing them. Segment Five: Frank sings a song about happiness which is cut short by Dr. Forrester throwing a grenade at him.

    Stinger: "Tom Stewart killed me!"moreless
  • Hercules Against the Moonmen

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    S 4 : Ep 10 - 8/22/92

    Movie Plot: Hercules Against the Moonmen Hercules is sent to stop an evil force in a mountain that has been demanding sacrifices.Intro: Crow and Servo run away to the other side of the ship. They get in a fight and come back almost immediately. Segment One: Dr. Forrester invents 'Deep Hurting' which, of couse, Frank is forced to experience. Joel and the 'bots invent Super Freak Out. Segment Two: The Crew does the knife trick from the movie. Segment Three: Joel gives Crow and Tom Alan Steel-type arms and they think of cool tough guy names. Eventually, Tom's body rejects his new arms. Segment Four: The crew lament about the lack of pants in the movie, then sing the famous pants song. Frank joins in, but is caught by Dr. F and experiences the sandstorm and Deep Hurting. Segment Five: Crow explains Wayne Rogers Syndrome, where he replaces actors in TV versions of movies, then he acts up and gets a time-out, leaving Tom to read a letter. Dr. Forrester wonders why the movie didn't break the crew. Frank wonders what it would be like to be up there, and gets Deep Hurting. Stinger: An old guy gets skewered.moreless
  • Indestructible Man

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    S 4 : Ep 9 -

    In Indestructible Man, a violent criminal named Butcher Benson is executed and becomes indestructible when he's brought back to life. Butcher seeks revenge against those who caused his execution.
  • Hercules Unchained

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    S 4 : Ep 8 - 8/1/92

    Movie Plot: Hercules Unchained Hercules returns to Thebes, goes on a mission but forgets, then remembers. Intro: It's wash day on the Satellite of Love. The bots are horrified. Segment One: The Mads introduce decorator roaches. Steve Reeves stops by Deep 13 as a pest control guy and ends up introducing the movie. The crew invents the Steve-O-Meter, which tells if an invention has been first thought of by Steve Allen. Segment Two: Crow and Servo lounge in a hedonistic state and make Joel peel grapes for them, while Gypsy sings and bangs her head against a lyre. Segment Three: Like Hercules drinks of the Waters of Forgetfulness in the movie, the guys partake of the Carob Shake of Pretentiousness, the Blizzard of Loneliness, and the Fruit Stripe Gum of Stability. Segment Four: The 'bots try to get Joel to talk about the intimate details of Herc's relationship with the Queen in the movie. Joel admits that he is her dentist. Segment Five: The group tries to explain bad movies to Gypsy. Steve Reeves winds up reminicing about his movies. Stinger: The Queen is stunned and speechless.moreless
  • The Killer Shrews

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    S 4 : Ep 7 - 7/25/92

    Movie Plot: The Killer Shrews Some scientists on an island accidentally create giant poisonous shrews.
    Also riffed was the short: Junior Rodeo Daredevils.

    Intro: Joel gives gifts to the 'bots. Gyspy receives a Love's Baby Soft Bath Kit. Tom gets a dragster with a tape deck. Crow recieves a pair of dress slacks, which he is not enthusiastic about.
    Segment One: Tom tries to comfort Crow, but he drives off in his car. The Mads have a missle ready to split the Earth in two, but they don't have much to gain from using it. Joel invents Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies.
    Segment Two: Joel tries to impersonate Will Rogers. He has Crow dress up like a steer and Tom as a cactus; however he gets too much into it and ties up Crow.
    Segment Three: Servo and Crow create a Killer Shrews board game. No one moves. They break down and Joel comforts them.
    Segment Four: Joel and The Mads try a drink that Servo and Crow came up called the Killer Shrew. It makes Joel collapse and Frank go crazy.
    Segment Five: The 'bots dress up as killer shrews and attack Joel as he reads a viewer's letter. Frank has drank too much Killer Shrew and Dr. Forrester gives him an ipecac.

    Stinger: Dr. Craigis tries to explain the experiment to Thorne.

  • Attack of the Giant Leeches

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    S 4 : Ep 6 - 7/18/92

    Movie Plot: Attack of the Giant Leeches Giant leeches attack a bunch of hicks in the Everglades. Also riffed was the short:Undersea Kingdom, Chapter one, Beneath The Ocean Floor.

    Intro: The Holo-Clowns from the previous episode are still in the Hexfield. After scaring everyone(even Magic Voice), Joel finally deactivates them. Segment One: Tom does a clown haiku. Dr. Forrester puts a leech on Frank's neck instead of a nicotine patch as his invention. Joel invents the SOL Insty-Adolescent Kit and Tom becomes a teenager as the example. Segment Two: The 'bots discuss fashion for megalomaniacs. Dr. Forrester makes Frank bow at his feet. Segment Three: The crew discuss their dreams as they have an international coffees moment. Tom is the coffeepot. Segment Four: Joel and the 'bots dress as the movie's hicks and sing We're a Danger to Ourselves and Others, then they blow themselves up. Segment Five: The guys discuss the intelligence of the leeches in the movie. TV's Frank has all the blood drained out of him by the giant leech from the invention exchange. The leech and Dr. Forrester discuss working together. Frank falls on the button.

    Stinger: Little Billy has an episode as he roots for Crash.moreless
  • Teenagers from Outer Space

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    S 4 : Ep 4 - 6/27/92

    Movie Plot: Teenagers from Outer Space "Teens" from outer space come to earth for the purpose of livestock grazing. Intro: Joel tries electroshock on Servo and Crow. Segment One: The 'bots invent scratch-n-sniff report cards. Dr. Forrester tries ventriloquisim. Segment Two: Comparing Real life to Reel life. Segment Three: The crew shoots snacks into space. Segment Four: A real hardcore space cruiser stops by but has lame results. Segment Five: Joel and the 'bots show off duct tape fashion based on the movie. Dr. Forrester has a romantic date with Resusci-Annie and Frank is creeped out. Stinger: When we return the high priest shall sentence you to TORTURE!!!moreless
  • The Giant Gila Monster

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    S 4 : Ep 2 - 6/13/92

    Movie Plot: The Giant Gila Monster Not much unexpected happens: a giant gila monster goes on a rampage. Intro: Crow and Tom tape themselves together. Segment One: The Mads create motivational punching bags. Segment Two: Joel opens a small malt shop Segment Three: The guys remember some of their favorite drunk entertainers (Dean Martin, Otis Campbell, etc.) Segment Four: "Servo On Cinema" - Tom examines the movie's director, Ray Kellog. Segment Five: The crew forms a rock band. Stinger: Weird old man belches up his "sodee-pop".moreless
  • Master Ninja II

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    S 3 : Ep 24 - 1/25/92

    The second Master Ninja episode features union organizing and a hostage crisis. The 'bots make their own custom vans while trying their (inoperable) hands at improv.
  • Master Ninja I

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    S 3 : Ep 22 - 1/11/92

    The crew watch two episodes of the 70's series The Master pressed together into a bad movie. Also, the 'bots make pop-up books of famous novels and Crow uncovers the Van Patten plot.moreless
  • The Unearthly

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    S 3 : Ep 20 - 12/14/91

    Movie Plot: The Unearthly A mad scientist creates havock when an experiment to stop the aging process goes awry. Also riffed were the shorts "Posture Pals" and "Appreciating Your Parents". Intro: The 'bots film an action packed funny home video. Segment One: The Mads create odd shaped pills including one with a fish hook. Joel invents celebrity appliances such as the Emilio Esta-Pez dispenser. Segment Two: Tom narrates like the narrator in the short about Crow thinking about all that Gypsy does for the SOL. Segment Three: The 'bots present The Many Faces of Tor Johnson about Tor's acting versatility. Segment Four: Servo and Crow create "The Unearthly" board game. Joel reads the instructions for so long that commercial sign comes up. Segment Five: Joel and the 'bots talk the lingo, and no one can figure out what they are saying. Frank eats potatoes au gratin and talks the lingo also, and persuades Dr. Forrester to do it also. Stinger: Lobo says, "Time for go to bed!"moreless
  • Pod People

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    S 3 : Ep 3 - 6/15/91

    Movie Plot: Pod People Alien beings hatch on earth after a meteor crash. Intro: The SOL is having an arts chautauqua. Crow and Tom each do their own one man show. Segment One: Joel invents a monster chord for rock shows. The Mads show off their public domain songs karaoke machine. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots sing the song that Rick and the girls do in the studio, trying to figure out the lyrics. Segment Three: Joel helps Crow become the next New Age music sensation. Tom announces Music From Some Guys In Space. Segment Four: Crow, as Trumpy, does some magic on the SOL. The Mads are bewildered. Segment Five: The crew sings, Will There Still Be a Clown in the Sky? The Mads say it stinks. Stinger: Rick says, "It stinks!"moreless
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