Mystery Science Theater 3000

Comedy Central (ended 1999)




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  • Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

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    S 10 : Ep 13 - 9/12/99

    Pearl gets her first experiment from the institute, and the crew watches Merlin in modern day.

  • Horrors of Spider Island

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    S 10 : Ep 10 - 7/25/99

    A troupe of dancers suffer though a plane crash and wind up on an island where a huge spider terrorizes them. Also, Pearl has the castle moved because she didn't want to pay for a license for Bobo.moreless
  • Future War

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    S 10 : Ep 3 - 4/25/99

    A 'tool' from the future is chased by a cyborg and a bunch of dinosaurs while the 'bots take LSD as an experiment.
  • Girl in Gold Boots

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    S 10 : Ep 2 - 4/18/99

    Pearl tries to get certified as a mad scientist by sending Mike and the 'bots a movie about a girl who hooks up with a criminal and tries to be a dancer.

  • Devil Fish

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    S 9 : Ep 11 - 8/15/98

    Lots of Italians pretending to be Floridians fight a mutated shark/octopus while Pearl makes the castle into a cruise ship.
  • Gorgo

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    S 9 : Ep 9 - 7/18/98

    The British version of a Godzilla film is presented by Leonard Maltin.

  • The Touch of Satan

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    S 9 : Ep 8 - 7/11/98

    While Bobo and Observer have a babysitter, the crew watches a man drawn in to help a witch and Tom's grandma trying to kill Mike.
  • Werewolf

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    S 9 : Ep 4 - 4/18/98

    Movie Plot: Werewolf An author stumbles onto an archeological dig and becomes a werewolf. Intro: Mike hits his head and thinks he's James Lipton from Inside The Actors Studio. He thinks Crow is Ray Liotta and asks him weird questions like whether he smells like apples or not. Segment One: Crow whacks Mike with the clown hammer so he becomes himself again. Then, Mike climbs down a ladder the Nanites made to try and escape, but he winds up in Castle Forrester. The 'bots make insults through the radio, but Mike doesn't hear them. Segment Two: The crew discuss who they would want in their werewolf movie. They turn out to be relatives of famous people(like Joe Estevez), except for Crow, who could only come up with Ray Liotta. Segment Three: After watching the second werewolf crashing his car, Mike and the 'bots do the doo-wop song 'Where, Oh, Werewolf?'(like 'Leader Of The Pack,' get it?) They all dress up in poodle skirts. Segment Four: As they leave the theater, Crow stops short and Mike trips over him. Their essences mingle(ewwwwww!) and Mike becomes a wereCrow. He becomes more and more like Crow through the rest of the movie. Segment Five: Mike is almost fully Crow. Tom has essence of Mike to make Mike normal again, and some of it splashed on to him, making him a wereMike. In the castle, Pearl wants to inject the essence of a wolf into a man. Observer got a peasant, but all Bobo can find is a cocker spaniel. Pearl and Oberver makea hate-Bobo club. Stinger: Natalie says, 'Dis iss absoluuty fahsinattng.' (Translation: 'This is absolutely fascinating.')moreless
  • The Puma Man

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    S 9 : Ep 3 - 4/4/98

    The crew watches the story of a professor who finds out he's a superhero(kind of), while Pearl tries to hold a ball(unsuccesfully) and Roger Whitaker appears.
  • The Phantom Planet

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    S 9 : Ep 2 - 3/21/98

    The crew watches a movie where an astronaut is shrunk while doing an Andy Rooney impression contest. They also debate the good and the beautiful while villagers try to welcome Pearl and crew to the castle, only to be accidentally hit with hot oil.

  • Time Chasers

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    S 8 : Ep 24 - 11/22/97

    Going back on her 'promise' not to send any more bad movies, Pearl sends one where a geeky computer whiz perfects time travel but has to prevent an evil businessman from using it as a weapon. The 'bots try to go back in time to try and prevent Mike from getting the temp job that led him to the SOL, but wind up getting his mean older brother Eddie to riff with.

  • Space Mutiny

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    S 8 : Ep 23 - 11/7/97

    The crew watches a giant spaceship going through a mutiny, while Pearl and Observer are about to be killed for not being gods, and Mike helps them escape after Pearl promises she won't send them any more bad movies.moreless
  • Jack Frost

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    S 8 : Ep 14 - 7/12/97

    The crew watches another Russo-Finnish movie while Bobo and Observer argue over who's in charge while Pearl is returning the space children.
  • Laserblast

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    S 7 : Ep 8 - 5/18/96

    The Satellite of Love is disconnected from Deep 13 because Dr. Forrester's funding has been cut. As a result, they hurtle toward the edge of the universe and run into various space entities before becoming pure energy. They also watch a movie about a rebel-ish teen who finds a space gun in the desert that makes him kill his enemies.moreless
  • Racket Girls

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    S 6 : Ep 16 - 11/26/94

    A movie about a women's wrestling promoter using it as a front for illegal gambling is featured as well as a short on being ready for marriage. Also, a family invades Deep 13, Lisa Loeb invades the SOL, and the short inspired Tom and Crow to get married themeslves.moreless
  • Zombie Nightmare

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    S 6 : Ep 15 - 11/24/94

    After a man is killed by some joyriding teens, his mother has a voodoo priestess turn him into a zombie to gain vengance on the killers. Also, the Mads start doing voodoo on their own.moreless
  • The Starfighters

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    S 6 : Ep 11 - 10/29/94

    While Crow has trouble getting on the information superhighway and the Mads use their new cranial ports, the crew watches a movie about Air Force pilots training on a new type plane. Watch for a young Bob Dornan as one of the pilots.moreless
  • Beginning of the End

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    S 5 : Ep 17 - 11/25/93

    The crew has to watch giant grasshoppers attack Chicago, while the Mads make the recumbent exercise bike more comfy. Mike presents new playing cards while Crow writes a play totally based on one star's college life and Tom does stand-up comedy totally based on insects.

  • The Wild World of Batwoman

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    S 5 : Ep 15 - 11/13/93

    While watching a movie about Batwoman(nothing to do with that one), and a short on cheating, Crow cheats on a test and is subject to being voted out. Frank's atomic hair dryer gives Dr. F a mushroom cloud hairdo, and Mike presents a shaver for backs.

  • The Girl in Lovers' Lane

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    S 5 : Ep 9 - 9/18/93

    A pair of drifters get involved with the inner workings of a small town.
  • I Accuse My Parents

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    S 5 : Ep 7 - 9/4/93

    The crew watches a movie where a kid who falls in with organized crime blames his parents for it, and they analyze whether it's true or if he's just stupid. The Mads create a cake mix for huge cakes for strippers, but Frank puts the stripper in it before they bake it. The 'bots also draw their ideal families and recreate a song from the movie.

  • Eegah

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    S 5 : Ep 6 - 8/28/93

    The 'bots have to 'Watch out for snakes!' while watching Eegah, about a caveman in modern times. They also try to make Joel's face like Arch Hall Jr.'s for some reason, while Dr. Forrester installs an engine on Frank and changes his blood to anti-freeze. The crew invents a new instrument to make the incidental music for Green Acres and The Beverly Hillbillies.

  • Secret Agent Super Dragon

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    S 5 : Ep 4 - 8/7/93

    Another secret agent with cool gadgets, hot women, and an evil villain; plus Dr. Forrester's seminar on super-villainy.
  • Swamp Diamonds

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    S 5 : Ep 3 - 7/31/93

    A Roger Corman movie about searching for diamonds in the swamp, featuring Mike Connors billed as Touch Connors. Also; Tom and Gypsy go on a date which does not go well for him.moreless
  • Manos, The Hands of Fate

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    S 4 : Ep 25 - 1/30/93

    Believed to be the worst movie in the history of the show, the crew endures Manos: The Hands of Fate while making a combiner of funny page strips while the Mads make a chocolate bunny guillotine. Also, the 'bots argue whether or not there is a monster in the movie while the Mads get a delivery from a new pizza place.

  • Monster A-Go-Go

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    S 4 : Ep 22 - 1/9/93

    The crew endures a monster movie with no monster. They also start a micro-cheese factory, present non-violent action figures, and play keep away while trying to figure out the Pina Colada Song and Gypsy doesn't 'get' Crow(or maybe it's Tom). The Mads present their own action figure as well.

  • The Rebel Set

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    S 4 : Ep 20 - 12/12/92

    Three beatniks help a con artist rob an armored car, while the crew ponders what to do in Chicago.
  • Tormented

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    S 4 : Ep 14 - 9/26/92

    Movie Plot: Tormented A pianist is haunted by the ghost of his ex-girlfriend, who he murdered.

    Intro: Servo and Crow make a fortSegment One: Joel invents a wheel of sayings to get you through a family reunion. The Mads create a jacket custom fitted for alcoholics. Segment Two: Joel gets blackmailed by the 'bots Segment Three: The crew pushes their least favorite singers from a lighthouse a la the murder scene in the movie Segment Four: Servo and Crow accuse Joel of killing them. Segment Five: Frank sings a song about happiness which is cut short by Dr. Forrester throwing a grenade at him.

    Stinger: "Tom Stewart killed me!"moreless
  • Hercules Against the Moonmen

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    S 4 : Ep 10 - 8/22/92

    The crew has to endure Deep Hurting as they watch another Hercules movie. They also show how a knife trick from the movie is done and create Super Freak Out! Joel gives the 'bots arms like Hercules but Tom's body rejects his and they 'Sing the praises of pants!'

  • Indestructible Man

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    S 4 : Ep 9 -

    In Indestructible Man, a violent criminal named Butcher Benson is executed and becomes indestructible when he's brought back to life. Butcher seeks revenge against those who caused his execution.
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