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A troupe of dancers suffer though a plane crash and wind up on an island where a huge spider terrorizes them. Also, Pearl has the castle moved because she didn't want to pay for a license for Bobo.moreless

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Hamlet

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S 10 : Ep 8 - 6/27/99

Maximillian Schell stars in a West German TV version of Shakespeare's classic tale of madness and murder in Denmark.

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Final Justice

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S 10 : Ep 7 - 6/20/99

Joe Don Baker is a Texas sherriff who travels to Malta to track down the mobster who killed his partner.

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Blood Waters of Dr. Z

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S 10 : Ep 5 - 5/2/99

A mad doctor turns himself into a walking fish, gets revenge on those who he felt wronged by, and looks for a mate; the 'bots try to see if any scene looks better when the actors are nude.moreless

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Future War

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S 10 : Ep 3 - 4/25/99

A 'tool' from the future is chased by a cyborg and a bunch of dinosaurs while the 'bots take LSD as an experiment.

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Girl in Gold Boots

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S 10 : Ep 2 - 4/18/99

Pearl tries to get certified as a mad scientist by sending Mike and the 'bots a movie about a girl who hooks up with a criminal and tries to be a dancer.

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Soultaker

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S 10 : Ep 1 - 4/11/99

A movie about teens eluding a soultaker is the backdrop for the return of Joel Robinson and TV's Frank.

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Devil Fish

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S 9 : Ep 12 - 8/15/98

Lots of Italians pretending to be Floridians fight a mutated shark/octopus while Pearl makes the castle into a cruise ship.

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The Final Sacrifice

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S 9 : Ep 10 - 7/25/98

A kid and a drifter fend off a cult and find a lost city in Western Canada.

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The Touch of Satan

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S 9 : Ep 9 - 7/11/98

While Bobo and Observer have a babysitter, the crew watches a man drawn in to help a witch and Tom's grandma trying to kill Mike.

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Werewolf

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S 9 : Ep 5 - 4/18/98

Movie Plot: Werewolf An author stumbles onto an archeological dig and becomes a werewolf.''''Intro: Mike hits his head and thinks he's James Lipton from Inside The Actors Studio. He thinks Crow is Ray Liotta and asks him weird questions like whether he smells like apples or not.''Segment One: Crow whacks Mike with the clown hammer so he becomes himself again. Then, Mike climbs down a ladder the Nanites made to try and escape, but he winds up in Castle Forrester. The 'bots make insults through the radio, but Mike doesn't hear them.''Segment Two: The crew discuss who they would want in their werewolf movie. They turn out to be relatives of famous people(like Joe Estevez), except for Crow, who could only come up with Ray Liotta.''Segment Three: After watching the second werewolf crashing his car, Mike and the 'bots do the doo-wop song 'Where, Oh, Werewolf?'(like 'Leader Of The Pack,' get it?) They all dress up in poodle skirts.''Segment Four: As they leave the theater, Crow stops short and Mike trips over him. Their essences mingle(ewwwwww!) and Mike becomes a wereCrow. He becomes more and more like Crow through the rest of the movie.''Segment Five: Mike is almost fully Crow. Tom has essence of Mike to make Mike normal again, and some of it splashed on to him, making him a wereMike. In the castle, Pearl wants to inject the essence of a wolf into a man. Observer got a peasant, but all Bobo can find is a cocker spaniel. Pearl and Oberver makea hate-Bobo club.''''Stinger: Natalie says, 'Dis iss absoluuty fahsinattng.' (Translation: 'This is absolutely fascinating.')moreless

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The Phantom Planet

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S 9 : Ep 2 - 3/21/98

Movie Plot: The Phantom Planet An astronaut ends up on a planet inhabited by miniature people.

Intro: The Crew have a contest with their Andy Rooney imitations. Gypsy judges.''Segment One: Gypsy never announces the winner because the crew can't stop doing their Andy Rooney. The Doomsday Device Pearl ordered finally arrives. Unfortunately, its radioactive core was sent to the SOL, and the 'bots do not want to part with it. ''Segment Two: Servo tries to look at good and beautiful things, so he can enjoy life. He has to switch a couple of things.''Segment Three: Mike takes a space walk, and the 'bots forget to let him back in. In Castle Forrester, Pearl and Brain Guy discover that the ghostly noises around the castle are actually being made by Bobo.''Segment Four: The 'bots play their water glasses and Mike upstages them.''Segment Five: Crow thinks he's an alien from the movie and dresses like one. Pearl, doubting her evilness after failing to assemble the Doomsday Device, is cheered up by a mob of villagers. She is going to pour hot oil on them. Turns out, however, that they are just the local welcome wagon. She gives up, but accidentally pours the oil on them.

Stinger: The "Good and the Beautiful" are extolled.moreless

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Devil Doll

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S 8 : Ep 21 - 10/4/97

While the crew watches a British movie about a ventriloquist who tries to transfer the soul of a woman to a dummy, Pearl and Obsever find out what happned to Bobo.

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Jack Frost

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S 8 : Ep 14 - 7/12/97

The crew watches another Russo-Finnish movie while Bobo and Observer argue over who's in charge while Pearl is returning the space children.

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The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies

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S 8 : Ep 13 - 6/14/97

A slacker becomes a killing zombie in the movie with one of the longest titles in history. Also, Pearl returns the space kids.

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Laserblast

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S 7 : Ep 8 - 5/18/96

The Satellite of Love is disconnected from Deep 13 because Dr. Forrester's funding has been cut. As a result, they hurtle toward the edge of the universe and run into various space entities before becoming pure energy. They also watch a movie about a rebel-ish teen who finds a space gun in the desert that makes him kill his enemies.moreless

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Night of the Blood Beast

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S 7 : Ep 1 - 2/3/96

Dr. Forrester's mother Pearl moves in, while the crew watches another Roger Corman monster movie.

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The Starfighters

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S 7

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The Beast of Yucca Flats

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S 6 : Ep 21 - 1/21/95

The crew has to endure another Coleman Francis movie, along with not one, but two shorts. Mike and the crew also defeat Proposition Deep 13.

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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Red Zone Cuba

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Zombie Nightmare

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S 6 : Ep 15 - 11/24/94

After a man is killed by some joyriding teens, his mother has a voodoo priestess turn him into a zombie to gain vengance on the killers. Also, the Mads start doing voodoo on their own.moreless

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The Starfighters

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S 6 : Ep 12 - 10/29/94

While Crow has trouble getting on the information superhighway and the Mads use their new cranial ports, the crew watches a movie about Air Force pilots training on a new type plane. Watch for a young Bob Dornan as one of the pilots.moreless

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Racket Girls

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S 6 : Ep 6 - 11/26/94

A movie about a women's wrestling promoter using it as a front for illegal gambling is featured as well as a short on being ready for marriage. Also, a family invades Deep 13, Lisa Loeb invades the SOL, and the short inspired Tom and Crow to get married themeslves.moreless

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Secret Agent Super Dragon

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The Atomic Brain

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S 5 : Ep 18 - 12/4/93

Movie Plot: The Atomic Brain A mad scientist does odd experiments on people's brains. Nothing Atomic is involved.''Also riffed was the short: "What About Juvenile Delinquency?".''''Intro: Tom and Crow do a version of Love Letters.''Segment One: Mike and the 'bots mock the Mads mercilessly. The Mads retaliate for Mike's taunting by dressing as the SOL crew.''Segment Two: Servo goes out into space to report the weather as Weather Servo Nine! He gets cold, then burned by a meteor shower.''Segment Three: Mike shows the 'bots what a chin puppet is. They are not impressed. ''Segment Four: Magic Voice chats with the movie's narrator. She is repulsed by him.''Segment Five: Crow does a new show where Green Acres' Hank Kimball is The Fugitive. Mike reads several letters. Frank becomes Dr. Frank, and is visited by Dr. Fist.''''Stinger: The foreign lady victim screams.moreless

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Beginning of the End

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S 5 : Ep 17 - 11/25/93

Movie Plot: Beginning of the End Chicago is attacked by giant locusts.''''Intro: The SOL gets a call from an upset lady looking for her husband.''Segment One: In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester has invented the re-comfy bike. On the SOL, the crew invent new playing cards. Servo's card, Todd, is too annoying for Mike.''Segment Two: Mike decided to call the Mads to complain about the movie. We get to see a rather disturbing glimpse of the Mads private life.''Segment Three: Crow writes a screenplay about Peter Graves and his years at the University of Minnesota.''Segment Four: Servo does insect-related stand up comedy.''Segment Five: The crew recreates the movies visual effects using postcards. In Deep 13, the Mads have a boxing match to prove their manhood. Frank almost K.O.s Dr. Forrester.''''Stinger: Colonel sends his men into the woods.moreless

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The Wild World of Batwoman

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S 5 : Ep 15 - 11/13/93

Movie Plot: The Wild World of Batwoman Batwoman and her girls thwart the efforts of a mad scientist. ''Also riffed was the short: "Cheating".''''Intro: The crew plays blackjack and Crow keeps asking Mike to hit him.''Segment One: Frank invents the Atomic Hair Dryer. Mike invents the Razorback, a razor for back hair. Dr. Forrester's hair turns out to be a mushroom cloud.''Segment Two: Mike decides to have the 'bots write essays on cheating. Crow is not paying attention.''Segment Three: The 'bots present essays on cheating. Crow copies Gypsy's word for word. Tom wants to stone Crow.''Segment Four: The rest of the crew tries to decide how to deal with Crow's cheating problem. Tom cries out for severe punishment.''Segment Five: Crow takes responsibility for his actions, sort of. Dr. Forrester's new hair causes Frank to run away screaming.''''Stinger: A batgirl puts the bite on a wormy guy.moreless

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Gunslinger

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S 5 : Ep 11 - 10/9/93

Movie Plot: Gunslinger The wife of a slain sheriff wears his badge and gets revenge.

Intro: Joel, Crow, and Gypsy take turns popping Servo's new balloon head.''Segment One: The Mads invent a day planner that makes heads explode. Of course, Frank becomes its first victim. The crew creates several whiffle products.''Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots talk about what death is like and their own type of funeral.''Segment Three: Gypsy and Crow are the SOL's version of the Pony Express.''Segment Four: Tom tries to explain how the man went from one place to another quickly.''Segment Five: The crew compares the 1870's with the 1970's, Frank head is blown up.

Stinger: What about our clothes?moreless

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The Girl in Lovers' Lane

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S 5 : Ep 9 - 9/18/93

A pair of drifters get involved with the inner workings of a small town.

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