Mystery Science Theater 3000
Comedy Central (ended 1999)
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Eegah
Full Episode
S 5 : Ep 6 - 8/28/93
Movie Plot: Eegah Story of a caveman in modern times. Intro: Servo attempts to freeze Crow to absolute zero. Joel interrupts the experiment and shatters Crow. Segment One: Joel has fixed Crow... sort of. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester replaces Frank's blood with anti-freeze. Joel invents the Porkarina, which imitates the incidental music from The Beverly Hilbillies. Segment Two: The crew discusses the workings of Hell. They find that Hell is much more subtle than they thought. Segment Three: The 'bots do some disastrous plastic surgery on Joel, to make him look like Arch Hall Jr. from the movie. Segment Four: The crew discusses why all 1960s sitcom families had single dads. They realize that the Munsters were the only normal 60s TV family. Segment Five: The 'bots take showers to try to clean the movie's residue off. Frank wants his blood back. Stinger: Roxy fakes it, at the urging of her dad.moreless -
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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S 5 : Ep 5 - 8/14/93
The second Russo-Finnish movie seen is the legend of Sinbad...or perhaps not. -
Secret Agent Super Dragon
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S 5 : Ep 4 - 8/7/93
Another secret agent with cool gadgets, hot women, and an evil villain; plus Dr. Forrester's seminar on super-villainy. -
Swamp Diamonds
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S 5 : Ep 3 - 7/31/93
A Roger Corman movie about searching for diamonds in the swamp, featuring Mike Connors billed as Touch Connors. Also; Tom and Gypsy go on a date which does not go well for him.moreless -
Warrior of the Lost World
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S 5 : Ep 2 - 7/24/93
Movie Plot: Warrior of the Lost World In a post-apocalyptic world, a woman hires the Warrior to rescue her father. Intro: Servo can't handle the pressure of introducing the show. Segment One: The mads invent some fitness equiptment. Joel invents candy hearts with adult messages like "Get Out!" Segment Two: Crow and Servo race slot cars. Segment Three: Segment Four: The crew discusses all the cool stuff they would do after the apocalypse, like play stickball on the Interstate. Segment Five: The crew calls the Megaweapon from the movie. The Mads discover the good life, they play tennis and go dancing. Stinger:moreless -
Manos, The Hands of Fate
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S 4 : Ep 27 - 1/30/93
Movie Plot: Manos, The Hands of Fate A family on a l-o-n-g car trip end up lost and at the house of the evil "master".
Also riffed was the short: Hired! (part 2), a training film for Chevy salesmen.
Intro: Joel installs a program in the 'bots so that they think he is a genius. However, he gets bored with it and decides to remove it.
Segment One: The bots return to normal. Joel invents a machine to make unfunny comic strips funny by combining them. In Deep 13, The Mads invent a guillotine for chocolate bunnies.
Segment Two: The crew go on a fake car trip, using the scenic footage from the film, when redneck cop Gypsy pulls them over, they end up breaking down in tears about how bad the movie is. Frank calls to apologize for the movie.
Segment Three: The crew discusses what makes a monster so monstrous and debate whether Torgo is a monster or not.
Segment Four: Joel dresses up as 'The Master' with Crow as a tagalong Hellbeast. Tom says he looks like Maude with a Hellbeast. Dr. Forrester calls to apologize for the movie.
Segment Five: Crow and Servo wrestle like the brides of Manos in the movie, supposedly for Joel. In Deep 13, the Mads' pizza is delivered by Torgo. It takes a long time to get there.
Stinger: Girl in car says, "Why don't you guys leave us alone?"moreless -
Bride of the Monster
Full Episode
S 4 : Ep 24 - 1/23/93
The movie features Bela Lugosi trying to make a race of super-human beings. Also the first part of the 'Hired!' short and the SOL Community Theater doing 'Hired! The Musical!' -
The Rebel Set
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S 4 : Ep 20 - 12/12/92
Three beatniks help a con artist rob an armored car, while the crew ponders what to do in Chicago. -
Crash of the Moons
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S 4 : Ep 18 - 11/28/92
Rocky Jones returns as he and his friends try to prevent two moons from crashing. Also, more of General Hospital is riffed, Frank OD's on toothpaste, and Crow and Tom try to woo Gypsy.moreless -
The Beatniks
Full Episode
S 4 : Ep 16 - 11/26/92
Movie Plot: The Beatniks A promising young singer gets in with the wrong crowd and murders a guy. Also riffed was an old episode of: "General Hospital". Intro: The crew plays Rock/Paper/Scissors. Segment One: The Mads dress as trolls to try to get women. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots discuss the symptoms of beatnickness. Segment Three: The 'bots have a slumber party. Segment Four: Segment Five: Stinger:moreless -
Tormented
Full Episode
S 4 : Ep 14 - 9/26/92
Movie Plot: Tormented A pianist is haunted by the ghost of his ex-girlfriend, who he murdered.
Intro: Servo and Crow make a fortSegment One: Joel invents a wheel of sayings to get you through a family reunion. The Mads create a jacket custom fitted for alcoholics. Segment Two: Joel gets blackmailed by the 'bots Segment Three: The crew pushes their least favorite singers from a lighthouse a la the murder scene in the movie Segment Four: Servo and Crow accuse Joel of killing them. Segment Five: Frank sings a song about happiness which is cut short by Dr. Forrester throwing a grenade at him.
Stinger: "Tom Stewart killed me!"moreless -
Manhunt in Space
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S 4 : Ep 13 - 9/19/92
The crew watches the 'adventures' of Rocky Jones and an old General Hospital episode. -
Hercules Against the Moonmen
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S 4 : Ep 10 - 8/22/92
Movie Plot: Hercules Against the Moonmen Hercules is sent to stop an evil force in a mountain that has been demanding sacrifices.Intro: Crow and Servo run away to the other side of the ship. They get in a fight and come back almost immediately. Segment One: Dr. Forrester invents 'Deep Hurting' which, of couse, Frank is forced to experience. Joel and the 'bots invent Super Freak Out. Segment Two: The Crew does the knife trick from the movie. Segment Three: Joel gives Crow and Tom Alan Steel-type arms and they think of cool tough guy names. Eventually, Tom's body rejects his new arms. Segment Four: The crew lament about the lack of pants in the movie, then sing the famous pants song. Frank joins in, but is caught by Dr. F and experiences the sandstorm and Deep Hurting. Segment Five: Crow explains Wayne Rogers Syndrome, where he replaces actors in TV versions of movies, then he acts up and gets a time-out, leaving Tom to read a letter. Dr. Forrester wonders why the movie didn't break the crew. Frank wonders what it would be like to be up there, and gets Deep Hurting. Stinger: An old guy gets skewered.moreless -
Indestructible Man
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S 4 : Ep 9 -
In Indestructible Man, a violent criminal named Butcher Benson is executed and becomes indestructible when he's brought back to life. Butcher seeks revenge against those who caused his execution. -
Hercules Unchained
Full Episode
S 4 : Ep 8 - 8/1/92
Movie Plot: Hercules Unchained Hercules returns to Thebes, goes on a mission but forgets, then remembers. Intro: It's wash day on the Satellite of Love. The bots are horrified. Segment One: The Mads introduce decorator roaches. Steve Reeves stops by Deep 13 as a pest control guy and ends up introducing the movie. The crew invents the Steve-O-Meter, which tells if an invention has been first thought of by Steve Allen. Segment Two: Crow and Servo lounge in a hedonistic state and make Joel peel grapes for them, while Gypsy sings and bangs her head against a lyre. Segment Three: Like Hercules drinks of the Waters of Forgetfulness in the movie, the guys partake of the Carob Shake of Pretentiousness, the Blizzard of Loneliness, and the Fruit Stripe Gum of Stability. Segment Four: The 'bots try to get Joel to talk about the intimate details of Herc's relationship with the Queen in the movie. Joel admits that he is her dentist. Segment Five: The group tries to explain bad movies to Gypsy. Steve Reeves winds up reminicing about his movies. Stinger: The Queen is stunned and speechless.moreless -
The Killer Shrews
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S 4 : Ep 7 - 7/25/92
Movie Plot: The Killer Shrews Some scientists on an island accidentally create giant poisonous shrews.
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Also riffed was the short: Junior Rodeo Daredevils.
Intro: Joel gives gifts to the 'bots. Gyspy receives a Love's Baby Soft Bath Kit. Tom gets a dragster with a tape deck. Crow recieves a pair of dress slacks, which he is not enthusiastic about.
Segment One: Tom tries to comfort Crow, but he drives off in his car. The Mads have a missle ready to split the Earth in two, but they don't have much to gain from using it. Joel invents Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies.
Segment Two: Joel tries to impersonate Will Rogers. He has Crow dress up like a steer and Tom as a cactus; however he gets too much into it and ties up Crow.
Segment Three: Servo and Crow create a Killer Shrews board game. No one moves. They break down and Joel comforts them.
Segment Four: Joel and The Mads try a drink that Servo and Crow came up called the Killer Shrew. It makes Joel collapse and Frank go crazy.
Segment Five: The 'bots dress up as killer shrews and attack Joel as he reads a viewer's letter. Frank has drank too much Killer Shrew and Dr. Forrester gives him an ipecac.
Stinger: Dr. Craigis tries to explain the experiment to Thorne. -
Attack of the Giant Leeches
Full Episode
S 4 : Ep 6 - 7/18/92
Movie Plot: Attack of the Giant Leeches Giant leeches attack a bunch of hicks in the Everglades. Also riffed was the short:Undersea Kingdom, Chapter one, Beneath The Ocean Floor.
Intro: The Holo-Clowns from the previous episode are still in the Hexfield. After scaring everyone(even Magic Voice), Joel finally deactivates them. Segment One: Tom does a clown haiku. Dr. Forrester puts a leech on Frank's neck instead of a nicotine patch as his invention. Joel invents the SOL Insty-Adolescent Kit and Tom becomes a teenager as the example. Segment Two: The 'bots discuss fashion for megalomaniacs. Dr. Forrester makes Frank bow at his feet. Segment Three: The crew discuss their dreams as they have an international coffees moment. Tom is the coffeepot. Segment Four: Joel and the 'bots dress as the movie's hicks and sing We're a Danger to Ourselves and Others, then they blow themselves up. Segment Five: The guys discuss the intelligence of the leeches in the movie. TV's Frank has all the blood drained out of him by the giant leech from the invention exchange. The leech and Dr. Forrester discuss working together. Frank falls on the button.
Stinger: Little Billy has an episode as he roots for Crash.moreless -
The Giant Gila Monster
Full Episode
S 4 : Ep 2 - 6/13/92
Movie Plot: The Giant Gila Monster Not much unexpected happens: a giant gila monster goes on a rampage. Intro: Crow and Tom tape themselves together. Segment One: The Mads create motivational punching bags. Segment Two: Joel opens a small malt shop Segment Three: The guys remember some of their favorite drunk entertainers (Dean Martin, Otis Campbell, etc.) Segment Four: "Servo On Cinema" - Tom examines the movie's director, Ray Kellog. Segment Five: The crew forms a rock band. Stinger: Weird old man belches up his "sodee-pop".moreless -
Master Ninja II
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S 3 : Ep 24 - 1/25/92
The second Master Ninja episode features union organizing and a hostage crisis. The 'bots make their own custom vans while trying their (inoperable) hands at improv. -
Master Ninja I
Full Episode
S 3 : Ep 22 - 1/11/92
The crew watch two episodes of the 70's series The Master pressed together into a bad movie. Also, the 'bots make pop-up books of famous novels and Crow uncovers the Van Patten plot.moreless -
The Unearthly
Full Episode
S 3 : Ep 20 - 12/14/91
Movie Plot: The Unearthly A mad scientist creates havock when an experiment to stop the aging process goes awry. Also riffed were the shorts "Posture Pals" and "Appreciating Your Parents". Intro: The 'bots film an action packed funny home video. Segment One: The Mads create odd shaped pills including one with a fish hook. Joel invents celebrity appliances such as the Emilio Esta-Pez dispenser. Segment Two: Tom narrates like the narrator in the short about Crow thinking about all that Gypsy does for the SOL. Segment Three: The 'bots present The Many Faces of Tor Johnson about Tor's acting versatility. Segment Four: Servo and Crow create "The Unearthly" board game. Joel reads the instructions for so long that commercial sign comes up. Segment Five: Joel and the 'bots talk the lingo, and no one can figure out what they are saying. Frank eats potatoes au gratin and talks the lingo also, and persuades Dr. Forrester to do it also. Stinger: Lobo says, "Time for go to bed!"moreless -
Pod People
Full Episode
S 3 : Ep 3 - 6/15/91
Movie Plot: Pod People Alien beings hatch on earth after a meteor crash. Intro: The SOL is having an arts chautauqua. Crow and Tom each do their own one man show. Segment One: Joel invents a monster chord for rock shows. The Mads show off their public domain songs karaoke machine. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots sing the song that Rick and the girls do in the studio, trying to figure out the lyrics. Segment Three: Joel helps Crow become the next New Age music sensation. Tom announces Music From Some Guys In Space. Segment Four: Crow, as Trumpy, does some magic on the SOL. The Mads are bewildered. Segment Five: The crew sings, Will There Still Be a Clown in the Sky? The Mads say it stinks. Stinger: Rick says, "It stinks!"moreless -
Cave Dwellers
Full Episode
S 3 : Ep 1 - 6/1/91
Movie Plot: Cave Dwellers Miles O'Keefe plays Ator, the caveman-ish hero of the future. Intro: The crew and Magic Voice discuss changing their names. Segment One: The Mads new furniture makes them like a talk show. Joel invents the Smoking Jacket. In Deep 13, The Mads try robotic arm wrestling. Joel and the 'bots start out cheering for Frank, but when Dr. Forrester protests, they quickly change. Segment Two: The crew tries a new version of the opening sequence. Segment Three: Joel tells the 'bots how the makers of this week's film tried to make the movie better than it actually was by adding really neat names to their cheap props. Segment Four: Joel demonstrates the magic of sound effects. The 'bots name sounds and Joel makes them. Segment Five: The Mads try to convince the SOL crew that the movie wasn't that bad. The 'bots show continuity errors. Stinger: Ator calls Thong for dinner.moreless -
First Spaceship on Venus
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S 2 : Ep 11 - 12/29/90
The crew and the Mads go through junk drawers while watching a movie about a crew who travels to Venus to decipher a transmission. -
Lost Continent
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S 2 : Ep 8 - 11/24/90
Movie Plot: Lost Continent While searching for a lost rocket, Air Force personnel get attacked by dinosaurs. Intro: Joel gives the 'bots a pep talk. Segment One: Frank invents a moving treadmill, so that you can exercise outside. Segment Two: One of the horsemen of the apocalypse visit the SOL. Segment Three: The SOL crew presents Quinn Martin's "The Explorers". Segment Four: The SOL crew observes space. Segment Five: The crew gives us the hidden "facts" of the movie.moreless -
Ring of Terror
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S 2 : Ep 6 - 11/3/90
Movie Plot: Ring of Terror A medical student must rob a grave as a fraternity prank. Also riffed was the short: "ThePhantom Creeps, part 3." Intro: Crow and Servo trick Joel into thinking it's movie sign. Segment One: Joel creates a pinball machine out of intestines. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester plays a real life game of operation on Frank. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots create the "Old School for Old Students". Segment Three: Joel performs an autopsy on a vacuum cleaner, much to Gypsy's chagrin. Segment Four: The 'bots can't think of a single good thing about the movie. Segment Five: Frank sings "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World." Stinger: "Weird. I guess that is the word for it. Weird."moreless -
Project Moonbase
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S 1 : Ep 8 - 1/16/90
The crew watches a movie about a space station being under sabotage while introducing the all-puropse product SPACOM and enduring two Commando Cody episodes. -
Robot Monster
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S 1 : Ep 6 - 1/2/90
The crew watch a post-apocalyptic movie and two Commando Cody shorts while trying to figure out surrealism. -
The Corpse Vanishes
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S 1 : Ep 4 - 12/19/89
The crew watches Bela Lugosi as a mad scientist who uses young brides to keep his aging wife looking young and part three of the Commando Cody serial. Also, Tom reads a Tiger Bot story about Data and the crew plays tag.moreless - Load More
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