Mystery Science Theater 3000

Linda: (to Rod) You're square, baby! So square you look like a box. Joel: Yeah, but there's a prize inside! Tom: Ho!

(as the gang leaves the gun store with the guns) Tom: Well, at least they're not concealed weapons. Joel: Yeah. Tom: They'd get in trouble for that.

Jeeter: (as Fats tries to tell him something) What is it? Crow: You've finally figured out positive ion bonding!

Joel: Silly rabbi. Kix are for trids!

(in the movie a car crashes and bursts into flames) Rod: (on screen) There goes 4 years of saving. Tom: Well, maybe you shouldn't keep your money in the glove compartment, eh, Rod?

Tom: Wow. That's a pretty good shot with a shotgun at that range.