MythBusters

Jamie: Can you hurry, its hurting my shoulder. Adam: Oh you just realized its heavy.

Tori: If we can make an automatic toaster, an automatic orange juicer, were in business.

Tori (Laughing) Don't put it in a place where it would hurt! Kari (Laughs)

Narritor: Jedi Tori sums all his powers for this myth.

Grant: You got some questions? Tori: Burning questions.

Grant: When Tori hit the plant, the needle moved. Also, when he envisioned the plant burning the needle went way up. Tori: There's some weird stuff going on man!

Jamie:: (about air gun) I am kind of nervous to say this, but I think we might exceed Mach 1 with this thing.

Adam (about a dead chicken): I figured you could take him home and eat him after we're done. Jamie: I only eat things that I kill myself.

Tory: I think the myth is busted. Kari: Yeah, it's busted. But, I did like shocking you a whole lot. Tory: Yeah, I know. But you guys didn't get to feel it. So, I thought maybe we could, (turns on a taser) you know, share? Kari: I thought I took the batteries out of that thing! Grant: I thought you did too!

Tory: Cool, we get to torture yogurt.

Adam: (After piano wire skewers wall) That is the coolest thing I have ever seen!

Tory: Grant, do you know how long we have wanted one of these? Grant: Yes. (Both look at the box in front of them) Tory: And I don't mean the box.

Grant: Okay, you guys, plants have feelings. They can even scream. Tory: Is this a myth?

Adam: Jamie's reaction? Oh God, I hope I get this right, because you can't go back to back. He's gonna go... (Camera switches to show Jamie and Adam in the workshop unloading the palm tree) Jamie: What did you do?

Narrator (about Tory): It's hard to tell what he is thinking, or he could just be constipated.