Napoleon Dynamite

Season 1 Episode 5

Bed Races

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Aired Sunday 8:30 PM Feb 19, 2012 on FOX
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Napoleon and his Uncle Rico team up against six-time defending champ in Preston's annual bed races.

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      • Grandma: I'm making you a nutritious breakfast!
        Napoleon: Breakfast? For me? Why?
        Grandma: 'Cause you're the new bed racing champion in the house!
        Napoleon: Don't worry Grandma, you'll win again next year.
        Grandma: Oh no, my racing days are over. You and Rico showed me that yesterday.
        Napoleon: We did?
        Grandma: Yeah, I gotta start acting my age! I mean my freaking name is Grandma! (takes apron off)
        Napoleon: What the heck are you wearing?
        Grandma: It's called a dress! I thought I'd give it a try. What do you think?
        Napoleon: You look like a sissy!

      • Grandma: Good morning, sunshine!
        Napoleon: Grandma! That table's on fire!
        Grandma: That's a stove!

      • Napoleon: (after Kip throws teddy bear at his face) Ow! That had a battery in it, jerk!

      • Rico: Hi Napoleon, it's aerodynamic and snug in all the right places.
        Napoleon: Gross! You look like a garbage bag full of chicken wings!

      • Kip: Grandma and I smoke you guys every year.
        Napoleon: Your bed is the easiest to push, Kip! You're the smallest man who ever lived. You only weight like forty pounds!
        Kip: Napoleon, you were born a loser, you'll die a loser, and I will do interpretive funk jazz on your grave.

      • Rico: That Art Doodle, I could watch him read the phonebook!

      • Napoleon: I hate this show! They have no chemistry at all!
        Kip: You don't need chemistry when you're a babe like Jenna Cock-A.

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