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Napoleon Dynamite

Season 1 Episode 5

Bed Races

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Aired Sunday 8:30 PM Feb 19, 2012 on FOX

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    • Grandma: I'm making you a nutritious breakfast!
      Napoleon: Breakfast? For me? Why?
      Grandma: 'Cause you're the new bed racing champion in the house!
      Napoleon: Don't worry Grandma, you'll win again next year.
      Grandma: Oh no, my racing days are over. You and Rico showed me that yesterday.
      Napoleon: We did?
      Grandma: Yeah, I gotta start acting my age! I mean my freaking name is Grandma! (takes apron off)
      Napoleon: What the heck are you wearing?
      Grandma: It's called a dress! I thought I'd give it a try. What do you think?
      Napoleon: You look like a sissy!

    • Grandma: Good morning, sunshine!
      Napoleon: Grandma! That table's on fire!
      Grandma: That's a stove!

    • Napoleon: (after Kip throws teddy bear at his face) Ow! That had a battery in it, jerk!

    • Rico: Hi Napoleon, it's aerodynamic and snug in all the right places.
      Napoleon: Gross! You look like a garbage bag full of chicken wings!

    • Kip: Grandma and I smoke you guys every year.
      Napoleon: Your bed is the easiest to push, Kip! You're the smallest man who ever lived. You only weight like forty pounds!
      Kip: Napoleon, you were born a loser, you'll die a loser, and I will do interpretive funk jazz on your grave.

    • Rico: That Art Doodle, I could watch him read the phonebook!

    • Napoleon: I hate this show! They have no chemistry at all!
      Kip: You don't need chemistry when you're a babe like Jenna Cock-A.

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