Kip: Grandma, when I'm older, can I have a gun?
Kip: Can I dream about having a gun?
Napoleon: Kip, you can't kill a ghost!
Dave: You can't?
Napoleon: Only with charmed weaponry! Geez, read a book!
Napoleon: Wait, what if we start a fight? Or a war in outer space?
Deb: I don't think those are good ideas.
Napoleon: Well at least I'm pitching!
Napoleon: Monster, I'm here. Don't worry. Nobody's going to take a picture. Ha, sucker...
Napoleon: You don't scare me, monster. (owl hoots) Although that owl kinda does.
Rico: (coyote howls) What was that!?
Napoleon: It was a coyote!
Rico: I think it was the ghost of Dave! I still owe him twenty bucks!
Napoleon: Fine, if you three don't give a crap about our friendship, I guess I've have to give enough crap for the three of us!
Kip: Ouch, yep you definitely put some English in that. I think I have a chest concussion!
Napoleon: I know I don't know you guys, but can I sit with you?
Man: Sure, the more the merrier!
Woman: So what's your name?
Napoleon: Geez, do you always talk this much!?
Napoleon: Well I guess that's that. You guys wanna go throw stuff off of roofs or something?
Napoleon: Why are wailing on that can? It didn't betray you!
Deb: So you prefer showers to baths?
Pedro: I follow my heart.