Naruto

Asuma: What's wrong, Shikamaru? Don't tell me you've run out of gas. Shikamaru: Man, this is such a drag.

(Waiter brings order of 10 short ribs and put them on the grill) Choji: This is all mine, Shikamaru. Don't try stealing any. Shikamaru: Don't worry, I wasn't planning on it.

Third Hokage: I have complete faith in all of you. (Speaking to the village Jonin) When and if the time comes, we will gather the strength of the Hidden Leaf Village and fight if we must.

Jiraiya: Listen, if your not going to take this seriously, I'm through with you. Do you understand me? Naruto: I am serious! You're the one staring at girls, you old goat!

Lee: I am not through yet!

3rd Hokage Some of you may not yet have heard the news, the body of Hayate Gekou has been found near the castle.

Naruto: This time i'll summon a frog as big as a house.

Naruto: Summoning Jutsu! (Smoke clears and reveals another tadpole) Naruto: Victory! Jiraiya: Hopeless! Why do I waste my time with you?! Naruto: (Pointing at tadpole) What are you blind? Jiraiya: (Looks down) Huh? (screen zooms in to show the tadpole has legs. Jiraiya groans) Naruto: You see? This one's got legs! Jiraiya: Great! Now just give it two arms and a brain and maybe I can train it! Naruto: Why do you have to be so negative? You gotta admit, at least I'm making progress! (Jiraiya sobs)

Shikamaru: (While Chouji is eating barbeque ribs) You could put me off of food for life. Just watching you eat makes me sick.

Lee: (Wakes up, sees the flower Sakura left) Someone was here?

Jiraiya: I'm tired and I'm hungry. We've been out here a half a day.

Lee: Keep away from me!

Shikamaru: I have been training, all day and every day.

Ino: You are so wrong!

Ino: Oh Sakura, you poor thing. It's sad to see a girl buying flowers for herself.

Kakashi: Well the alliance treaty, is as variable as any verbal agreement.

Jiraiya: Can't you see I'm doing research?! Do it yourself!

Naruto: Hey, Pervy Sage?! Hello...!

Sakura: Why...why Ino? Why do boys push themselves? Ino: Don't ask me, I'm not a boy. Sakura: Oh, right. Sorry.

(Conversing with Ino on who brings the best flower) Sakura: I'm going to bring him a single daffodil. A noble flower that bravely endures the long months of winter that blossoms forth as a sign of spring. (In her thoughts) Just like you will blossom again soon...Sasuke. Ino: What are you? A botanist all of a sudden? Sakura: (Angered) I warned you! I won't lose out to you!