Young Tsunade: What are you, deranged? You don't seriously believe there's an Onbaa out there, do you?
Young Jiraiya: Well, we'll just see won't we, when I've completed my investigation.
Young Tsunade: Whatever. Even if there was an Onbaa out there, it wouldn't want anything to do with you.
Young Jiraiya: What do you know, you billboard of a female?
Young Tsunade: I'm not a billboard, you jerk! And there's no such thing as an Onbaa!
Young Jiraiya: Oh yeah, you want to bet on it?
Young Tsunade: Sure thing pipsqueek!
Young Orochimaru: I'm betting on Jiraiya this time.