Naruto: Spill it, Hinata, what's up?
Hinata: Uh, well, it's just I've heard this weird rumor.
Naruto: Really, how weird?
Hinata: People are saying... Well... You have a baby with you?
Naruto: Oh, you mean this guy?
Onbu: Onbu! Onbu!
Naruto: Huh? Hinata!