Naruto

Dosu: That is a frightening jutsu...It nearly took me out, even though I landed on this soft dirt.

Dosu: Some lookout! You're half asleep! At least you don't have to keep watch anymore. What's the point after we've already found you? Now wake Sasuke up, we want to fight him.

Ino: Oh, man! There doesn't seem to be anyone around who's weaker than us! Shikamaru: Not so fast...I still think that Naruto's team might actually be weaker than we are. Ino: Take that back right now, you jerk! Shikamaru: What'd ya mean? Ino: There's no doubt Naruto and Sakura are lame, but I won't have you bad mouthing Sasuke! He's awesome!

Ino: Alright! Let's see if we can find some weaklings! (laughs) Shikamaru: Yeah, well, I doubt we'll find anyone weaker that us.

Neji: All right, stop hiding and come out. Chouji, Ino, Shikamaru: Hm? Ino: Shoot! How could he have seen us? We hid so fast! Shikamaru: What a drag! Now that he has found us out this is gonna be such a pain! Ino: It's no big deal...our hide and hang out strategy didn't work...so will just use strategy number two! Chouji: What? Are you serious, Ino? Ino: You got a problem with that? Trust me, this plan can't fail! Shikamaru: Well, what have we got to lose?

(After Lee perfects the Lotus jutsu) Gai: This new jutsu, the Lotus technique, is now forbidden. (Tenten, Neji, and Lee become surprised) Lee: (Gets up) What do you mean? Why? Gai: This jutsu...it puts a huge strain on your body's muscles. It's a self-sacrificing technique. Normally, humans only use, if most, twenty percent of their muscles' strength. Do you understand only about twenty percent? If all of the power were to be used, the muscles would disinegrate. So the brain regulates the amount of power the muscles can excert. But this jutsu is different, it uses chakra, which forces the brain to go past its limits, allowing for continuous high-speed Ty jutsu. In other words, this jutsu relies on a secret technique, that brings forth power almost to the limits of the human body. So you see, it is very dangerous. There is one time this jutsu should be used, when a particular condition is met. Lee: (Salutes) Yes, I see. So what is the condition, sir? Gai: You all need to take this to heart. The condition is...

Lee: Guy-sensei, I have to use the Lotus now. The condition has been met. I must use this jutsu... Lee and Guy: ...to protect the life of someone precious!

Guy: Now, listen to your sensei's awesome message! Lee: Yes...I am ready...to hear your amazing wisdom, sir!

Gai: This jutsu...in the end, only Lee could make it his own! Lee... Lee: I did it! I actually did it! Gai: Lee... Lee: After all that practice, I pulled it off! Gai: LEE! Lee: I guess this proves if I try hard enough, I can do anything!!! Gai: (Punches Lee) QUIET!!!

Shikamaru: What a drag. I say one little negative thing about Sasuke and I get the evil eye from his number-one fan here.

Lee: It looks like you also need to make more of an effort. Dosu: Who are you? Lee: I am the handsome devil of the Hidden Leaf Village, and my name is Rock Lee.

Lee: Ok, if I can catch all twenty of those leaves before they hit the ground, then Sakura will fall in love with me. But if I can not, she will never return my feelings. That is the challenge I am going to give myself. Sakura: (In Lee's thoughts) Those eyebrows are so bushy! You're such a weirdo! Lee: I cannot believe she said that!