(Naruto's lying in a hospital bed)
Naruto: (Screams) Ero-sennin!
Jiraiya: Hey! It's been a while, hasn't it, Naruto?
Naruto: Don't say, "It's been a while", you stupid hermit! Here you said that you would help me with my training and take me on as your student! Where the hell have you been?!
Jiraiya: Well, how to say it... I guess I was gathering information.
Naruto: You were probably gathering information on naked ladies.
Jiraiya: You idiot!