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    Intrigued_x3

    [1]Oct 22, 2006
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    As far as Naruto couples go, it seems like there are no limits for who can be matched up with who, both slash and straight. Since there are so many "Name you fave Naruto couple!!!" topics out there, this is a thread for couples that would never happen. (Although it would be funny if they did)

    Some I think would never work:

    Hinata/Lee (but that would be hilarious)

    Shino/Tenten

    Sasuke/Shikamaru (because Sasuke would just be too troublesome)

    Anyone have any others?

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    anubis145

    [2]Oct 22, 2006
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    Well since many couple fans *cough*Naruhina*cough* use the defense "opposites attract" I guess LeeXShika isn't that crazy, right?
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    phoenixfirework

    [3]Oct 22, 2006
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    Lee and Ino.
    Not very out there but remember how Sakura first reacted to Lee; just imagine how Ino would react to Lee.
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    truntenks

    [4]Oct 22, 2006
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    Sasuke/Ino
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    kittykat127

    [5]Oct 23, 2006
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    • Kakashi/Iruka
    • Pretty much all yuri and most yaoi pairings
    • Catguy (you've all seen the sexy icon I hope)/Kiba
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    yuki_megami

    [6]Oct 25, 2006
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    Um......

    Choji/Ino Naruto/Temari

    Sasuke/TenTen

    Jiraiya/Anko

    Those are the couple that would probbably wont work out.
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    ShadowTheHHFan

    [7]Oct 25, 2006
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    How about this for a crack couple.

    Naruto and Haku.

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    ayamay_uchiha

    [8]Oct 25, 2006
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    I have 8 for yall 

    Naruto/gaara

    Sakura/Ino

    Temari/Neji

    Kankuro/Neji

    Sasuke/Kakashi

    Sasuke/Itachi

    Anko/Naruto

    Sasuke/Tsunade

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    DAGGET35

    [9]Oct 25, 2006
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    Anko/Shino! Now that is random!
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    arandomeperson

    [10]Oct 28, 2006
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    ayamay_uchiha wrote:

    I have 8 for yall 

    Naruto/Gaara

    Sakura/Ino

    Temari/Neji

    Kankuro/Neji

    Sasuke/Kakashi

    Sasuke/Itachi

    Anko/Naruto

    Sasuke/Tsunade

    Actually post time skip Naruto/Gaara wouldn't be crack for a yaio couple. It definitely wouldn't be crack for a yaio couple. In fact it seems to be one of the most common yaio pairings for Gaara which isn't all that surprising. Yaio pairings could only be considered crack if the character is clearly straight. For a pairing with Naruto that would be closer to crack (unless he's bi.) Since he likes/liked Sakura. But for someone who hasn't really shown any intrest either way... As for the most crack pairings I can think of

    *starts up random name generator.*

    Hinata/Chouuji

    Tayuya/Zaku

    Shino/Lee

    Kimmimaro/Ino

    Kidomaru/Jiraiya (now there’s a crack pairing for you! XD )

    Kisame/Ten ten

    Asuma/Rin

    Kakashi/Hidan (He's manga only so far.)

    Kabuto/Obito

    Gaara/Sakura (couldn't help bashing the seemingly most popular straight couple for Gaara in fan fics. It really is complete crack.)

    Yodaime/Kurunai

    Kiba/Haku

    Isn't the random name generator fun? ^_^ Sorry for any repeat’s or misspelled names.

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    litoterrapin

    [11]Oct 28, 2006
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    arandomeperson wrote:

    ayamay_uchiha wrote:

    I have 8 for yall 

    Naruto/Gaara

    Sakura/Ino

    Temari/Neji

    Kankuro/Neji

    Sasuke/Kakashi

    Sasuke/Itachi

    Anko/Naruto

    Sasuke/Tsunade

    Actually post time skip Naruto/Gaara wouldn't be crack for a yaio couple. It definitely wouldn't be crack for a yaio couple. In fact it seems to be one of the most common yaio pairings for Gaara which isn't all that surprising. Yaio pairings could only be considered crack if the character is clearly straight. For a pairing with Naruto that would be closer to crack (unless he's bi.) Since he likes/liked Sakura. But for someone who hasn't really shown any intrest either way... As for the most crack pairings I can think of

    *starts up random name generator.*

    Hinata/Chouuji

    Tayuya/Zaku

    Shino/Lee

    Kimmimaro/Ino

    Kidomaru/Jiraiya (now there’s a crack pairing for you! XD )

    Kisame/Ten ten

    Asuma/Rin

    Kakashi/Hidan (He's manga only so far.)

    Kabuto/Obito

    Gaara/Sakura (couldn't help bashing the seemingly most popular straight couple for Gaara in fan fics. It really is complete crack.)

    Yodaime/Kurunai

    Kiba/Haku

    Isn't the random name generator fun? ^_^ Sorry for any repeat’s or misspelled names.


    GaaraxHinata is somewhat popular, too. And some people just don't realize that Temari is HIS SISTER. The title "Sand Siblings" really does mean that Kankuro, Temari, and Gaara had the same parents.
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    arandomeperson

    [12]Oct 28, 2006
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    litoterrapin wrote:
    arandomeperson wrote:

    ayamay_uchiha wrote:

    I have 8 for yall 

    Naruto/Gaara

    Sakura/Ino

    Temari/Neji

    Kankuro/Neji

    Sasuke/Kakashi

    Sasuke/Itachi

    Anko/Naruto

    Sasuke/Tsunade

    Actually post time skip Naruto/Gaara wouldn't be crack for a yaio couple. It definitely wouldn't be crack for a yaio couple. In fact it seems to be one of the most common yaio pairings for Gaara which isn't all that surprising. Yaio pairings could only be considered crack if the character is clearly straight. For a pairing with Naruto that would be closer to crack (unless he's bi.) Since he likes/liked Sakura. But for someone who hasn't really shown any interest either way... As for the most crack pairings I can think of

    *starts up random name generator.*

    Hinata/Chouuji

    Tayuya/Zaku

    Shino/Lee

    Kimmimaro/Ino

    Kidomaru/Jiraiya (now there’s a crack pairing for you! XD )

    Kisame/Ten ten

    Asuma/Rin

    Kakashi/Hidan (He's manga only so far.)

    Kabuto/Obito

    Gaara/Sakura (couldn't help bashing the seemingly most popular straight couple for Gaara in fan fics. It really is complete crack.)

    Yodaime/Kurunai

    Kiba/Haku

    Isn't the random name generator fun? ^_^ Sorry for any repeat’s or misspelled names.

    GaaraxHinata is somewhat popular, too. And some people just don't realize that Temari is HIS SISTER. The title "Sand Siblings" really does mean that Kankuro, Temari, and Gaara had the same parents.

    Some people realize that and just don't care you know. I believe it's now referred to as sandcest most of the time and there’s quite a few yaio sandcest fic’s out there as well. Most of the fan fic writers seem to know that their siblings but they just don't care. Some authors even play off that fact and have the characters struggle emotionally with them self’s because of that fact. I don't think it's that they don't know, I think it's that they don't really care.

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    litoterrapin

    [13]Oct 28, 2006
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    arandomeperson wrote:

    litoterrapin wrote:
    arandomeperson wrote:

    ayamay_uchiha wrote:

    I have 8 for yall 

    Naruto/Gaara

    Sakura/Ino

    Temari/Neji

    Kankuro/Neji

    Sasuke/Kakashi

    Sasuke/Itachi

    Anko/Naruto

    Sasuke/Tsunade

    Actually post time skip Naruto/Gaara wouldn't be crack for a yaio couple. It definitely wouldn't be crack for a yaio couple. In fact it seems to be one of the most common yaio pairings for Gaara which isn't all that surprising. Yaio pairings could only be considered crack if the character is clearly straight. For a pairing with Naruto that would be closer to crack (unless he's bi.) Since he likes/liked Sakura. But for someone who hasn't really shown any interest either way... As for the most crack pairings I can think of

    *starts up random name generator.*

    Hinata/Chouuji

    Tayuya/Zaku

    Shino/Lee

    Kimmimaro/Ino

    Kidomaru/Jiraiya (now there’s a crack pairing for you! XD )

    Kisame/Ten ten

    Asuma/Rin

    Kakashi/Hidan (He's manga only so far.)

    Kabuto/Obito

    Gaara/Sakura (couldn't help bashing the seemingly most popular straight couple for Gaara in fan fics. It really is complete crack.)

    Yodaime/Kurunai

    Kiba/Haku

    Isn't the random name generator fun? ^_^ Sorry for any repeat’s or misspelled names.

    GaaraxHinata is somewhat popular, too. And some people just don't realize that Temari is HIS SISTER. The title "Sand Siblings" really does mean that Kankuro, Temari, and Gaara had the same parents.

    Some people realize that and just don't care you know. I believe it's now referred to as sandcest most of the time and there’s quite a few yaio sandcest fic’s out there as well. Most of the fan fic writers seem to know that their siblings but they just don't care. Some authors even play off that fact and have the characters struggle emotionally with them self’s because of that fact. I don't think it's that they don't know, I think it's that they don't really care.



    Ew.
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    GearROX

    [14]Jun 21, 2007
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    I can't find any generator's like that! Can you email the link to me at nicjmartin@yahoo.com
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    MasterZero6

    [15]Jun 21, 2007
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    tsunade/konohamaru

    gai/kakashi

    naruto/hinata...seriously this is a crack couple

    sakura/sauske...another crack couple

    shikamaru/choji ?

    me/tenten...mwhahaha
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    Neroshadow

    [16]Jun 21, 2007
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    Kakashi/Tsunade
    tenten/itachi
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    gohan88888888

    [17]Jun 21, 2007
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    sasorixdeidara
    shikaxchouji
    thistopicalreadyexists
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    deepman63

    [18]Jun 21, 2007
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    hmm I would have to say Kakashi/Anko, Naruto/Ino, Lee/Hinata, Neji/Temari.

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    SnoopyInTheSky

    [19]Jun 21, 2007
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    SakuraxVader.
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    AnimeMadness

    [20]Jun 21, 2007
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    Itachi/Deidara (that's a crack couple going off with a bang)

    Orochimaru/Jiraiya

    Sasuke/Sakura
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