As far as Naruto couples go, it seems like there are no limits for who can be matched up with who, both slash and straight. Since there are so many "Name you fave Naruto couple!!!" topics out there, this is a thread for couples that would never happen. (Although it would be funny if they did)
Some I think would never work:
Hinata/Lee (but that would be hilarious)
Shino/Tenten
Sasuke/Shikamaru (because Sasuke would just be too troublesome)
Anyone have any others?






