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Things That Naruto Characters Would Never Say (possible spoilers)

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    pikastatic100

    [21]Jul 3, 2009
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    Sai: Oh boy, I'm so happy today!!

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    Hinata: With the power of my Byakugan, I will take over the world... BWAHAHA!!!!
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    osciel_ben

    [22]Jul 3, 2009
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    Kakashi: Hey guys wanna see my face?!
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    Naruhinaluver92

    [23]Jul 4, 2009
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    osciel_ben wrote:
    Kakashi: Hey guys wanna see my face?!

    Naruto, Sakura, & Sasuke: No thanks
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    nacholibre92

    [24]Jul 4, 2009
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    Deidara: Feast your eyes on my terrible art! Art is a gas!
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    _Flutterlight_

    [25]Jul 6, 2009
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    I posted these on Deviant Art...

    Naruto: Ewwww! I hate Ramen. I'm switching to waffles!

    Sakura: You know what? I never realized this before, but Choji's really, really hot.

    Garaa: Ugg. I hate sand. It makes everything so grainy, and ewwww!

    Orochimaru: AAAGH! A SNAKE!!! *faints*

    Sasuke: I just realized, pink really is a good color on me.

    Hinata: I'm going to speak my mind. LOUDLY!!!

    Jiraiya: Naruto, I have to ask you to stop using your Ninja Centerfold technique. It's inappropriate.

    Deidra: Loud explosions scare me.

    Nagato: I'm so glad I live in a world that's so filled with kindness and understanding!

    Konan: Ow!!!! I got a paper cut! @#(*! origami!

    Neji: There is no such thing as destiny. It does not exist. Just like pants.

    Naruto: I'm not going to have a flashback! We NEVER do that here!

    Hinata: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!

    Sasuke: Forget revenge. I'm going to devote my life to ramen!

    Naruto: I am really, really immature sometimes.

    Sakura: Don't worry about this enemy guys, I'll take care of him!

    Garaa: I am an extremely well-adjusted child.

    Kakashi: Forget teamwork. I want the three of you to duke it out right now! Come on, kill each other!

    Sai: Gosh, gee wiz, Sakura. Don't use bad language. You might corrupt the children who watch this show!

    Sasuke: I'm going to get a perm.

    Hinata: I AM FULLY CAPABLE OF TAKING DOWN AN OPPONENT ALL BY MYSELF! LOUDLY!

    Kiba: I really, really, really HATE dogs.

    Tsunade: I like blood! Bwahahahaha!

    Shikamaru: I feel like doing work!

    Naruto: I hate attention.

    Sakura: Wow Sasuke, you're a total loser.

    Sasuke: I just noticed that my hair looks really, really stupid.

    Temari: I am totally incapable of protecting myself. Somebody help me!

    Garaa: I come from a very kind, loving family.

    Iruka: My students, pffft! Who cares about them??

    Hinata: I LIKE TO YELL!

    Sasuke: I'm going to become a mime.

    Kyubi: You know what Naruto, don't bother removing my seal. I LIKE being caged inside of you! It's fun!

    Ino: I have decided to go bald.

    Deidra: Art should be preserved so it lasts forever.

    Shikamaru: I'm going to take up farming. Hard work is fun!

    Itatchi: Isn't skipping FUN? WEEEE!
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    heylingal

    [26]Jul 10, 2009
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    Itachi: Hey Kisame!!!!! Let's go play on the swings!!!!!!
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    ToshiXUlqui

    [27]Jul 10, 2009
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    Sasuke: Believe it!

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    Teamrat

    [29]Jul 11, 2009
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    ToshiXUlqui wrote:

    Sasuke: Believe it!



    OMG! thats so funny. I would die a happy person if that was the last thing said in the naruto series. Sakura "I'm hungry" Kakashi. "lets get some ramen" Sasuke. "Dattebayo." Naruto. "DATTEBAYO!" then fade to black.
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    _Flutterlight_

    [30]Jul 11, 2009
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    Gaara: I sing in the shower.
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    emblemfire

    [31]Jul 11, 2009
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    Kishimoto: The ability i shouldn't have made would be the Sharigan, I hate it.
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    Cleveland16

    [32]Jul 12, 2009
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    Kakashi: This is just a fake Sharingan.

    Naruto: I'm sick and tired of saying catch phrase's.

    Sakura: I'm dying my hair blue for now on.

    Pain: Why do I look so wired.

    Gai: Kakashi, lets be best friends instead of rivals.

    Naruto: "RAMEN", do not want.

    Choji: I'm getting surgery to become thin.

    Kakashi: I like Harry Potter to you know.

    Choji: "Subway, eat fresh".

    (Sasuke using Chidori): "KAME...HAME...HAA".

    Pain: My face hurts.

    Gai: I love you Kakashi.

    Itachi: Sasuke, your the best little brother ever.

    Choji: I'm a pretty butterfly, YAAAAAY.

    Choza: COHZA SMASH.

    Asuma: I like sharp objects.

    Sasuke: Naruto, did I ever tell you that your eyes make me feeel happy.

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    pikastatic100

    [33]Jul 12, 2009
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    Naruto: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

    *boom*

    Tobi, Konan, and the 2-Tails: We're blasting off agaaaaain!!!
    Edited on 07/12/2009 4:31am
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    readapost

    [34]Jul 12, 2009
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    pikastatic100 wrote:
    Naruto: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt! *boom* Tobi, Konan, and the 2-Tails: We're blasting off agaaaaain!!!
    Hahahahaha!

    Naruto: Im gonna rap withe the 8 tail dude.

    Sakura: Im haveing a baby!

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    Cleveland16

    [35]Jul 12, 2009
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    Akatsuki members: 5 dollar..5 dollar foot long..its ca ca catch it long.
    Edited on 07/12/2009 1:28pm
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    fluffman4

    [37]Jul 12, 2009
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    Kakashi: Maybe I should stop reading smut in front of impressionable teenagers...
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    Teamrat

    [38]Jul 12, 2009
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    fluffman4 wrote:
    Kakashi: Maybe I should stop reading smut in front of impressionable teenagers...


    Jiraiya: Maybe I should stop writing smut in front of impressionable teenagers...
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    readapost

    [39]Jul 12, 2009
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    Naruto: I look at your feet all day long.
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    _Flutterlight_

    [40]Jul 12, 2009
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    Sakura: You know what, Choji's actually really HOT.
    Ino: I saw him first!
    Sasuke: Back off, he's mine!
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