Naruto

Kankuro: His name's Hyuuga Neji, right? From the looks of that match, it seems that he hasn't used all of his powers. So, what kind of guy is he? Naruto: I'll beat him! Kankuro: I didn't ask that... ~Japanese version

Lee: It is over! I got him! Gai: Right on! Naruto: Amazing, he really did it. Kankuro: No, I don't believe it.

Gai: Even an ordinary Lotus puts an enormous strain on the body, let alone this! You've got to finish him off, now!

Gai: (Thinking) That flimsy shield of sand won't protect him from your high speed Lotus.

Naruto: This guy's too much! He's got armor now! Does he have any weak spots? Kankuro: Huh, if you only knew kid. Actually that armor is one big weak spot.

Kankuro: He encased himself in sand, huh? Things must be bad...I haven't seen that look on his face for a long time.

Shikamaru: That's incredible! Ino: I've never seen anyone that fast. Chouji: Makes me dizzy just trying to keep track of him.

Gai: Yes! Lee! Let the power of youth explode! Lee: Right!

Temari: I don't believe it! Gaara's been hurt! Kankuro: Impossible!

Gai: Now he doesn't need those other things to win, because he's transformed himself into the world's greatest taijutsu specialist!

Temari: Come on, you really think you'll be able to get through Gaara's defenses, just by dropping a couple of pounds of weight?

Gai: All right, Lee. Take 'em off. Rock Lee: Uh but, Gai-sensei...you said that was only as a last resort when the lives of very important people are at stake. Gai: That's right, I did. But this is an exception.

Gai: Lee has no ninjutsu or genjutsu skills at all. Sakura: You're kidding. Gai: That's nothing, you should've seen how helpless he was when I first met him. No talent whatsoever.

Sakura: I don't get it. He's only using taijutsu. Can't he see that's never going to work? Why doesn't he get some distance and use ninjutsu?

Kankuro: (Talking about Gaara) No one's ever even been able to touch him.

Gaara: Well, is that all? I hope you haven't finished entertaining me...we haven't had enough blood.

Ino: What is that? Sakura: It's sand. Kakashi: (Thinking) That's an unusual jutsu. Naruto: So that's what he's got in that gourd.

Gai: Now then, listen carefully. A piece of advice before you begin. Lee: Sir! Gai: Look. You see the gourd that Gaara is wearing. Watch out! There's something weird about it. Lee: Good advice, sir! (Writes it down on a piece of paper) Gai: Don't write it down! What are you thinking? After all, you're not gonna have any time to read any notes during the match, are you? Lee: Ah! More good advice! (Writes it down)

Choji: Aaaaahhhhhh! Safe again! Ino: Stop that. Shikamaru: Do you want everyone to know that you're a chicken?

Kankuro: You know you seem like a nice guy. I like you. Naruto: Well, don't take this the wrong way, but I don't like you. Kankuro: This kid is toast.

Kankuro: (Talking about Neji) So what's his story? Naruto: I'm going to pulverize him, that's his story! Kankuro: Okay, but that's not quite what I meant.

Choji: Aaahhh! Now you're talking! All you can eat! Bring it on!!!

Choji: I'm not feeling so good. Maybe I ought to go ahead and forfeit right now. Asuma: What? You know if you win I'll take you for barbecue. Choji: Wha? Come on.

Shikamaru: Whoa, Choji! Glad I'm not you. I mean, you still got the toughest ones left.

Kankuro: Uh-oh. Naruto: Uh-oh is right. Your friend with the eye makeup is getting the stuffing beat out of him. Kankuro: That's not what I was talking about kid.

Kankuro: You're a funny guy, I like you. Naruto: You're not funny, I don't like you. Kankuro: (Thinking) Why you little...! You're dead! ~Japanese version

Temari: (Thinking) There's no way dropping a few weights will allow him to keep up with Gaara. (The weights hit the ground and create a very large crash. Everyone gasps while Kakashi has his hand over his face) Kakashi: (Thinking) Isn't that a little too much, Gai? ~Japanese version