Naruto

Dosu: If you insult the sound shinobi, you better be ready for the consequences!

Tenten: What a jerk. Neji: Well, he sure hasn't lost any of his spunk. Rock Lee: He has passion. Neji: I guess you didn't intimidate him as much as you thought, huh, Lee?

Shikamaru: (Talking about Gaara) The dude's done a B-rank as a Genin and has never even been injured?

Sasuke: Do those cards of yours have any info on the other candidates?...Individually? Kabuto: They might. You have someone special in mind? Sasuke: I might.

Sakura: Kabuto, is that your name? Kabuto: Yeah. Sakura: This isn't the first time you've taken the exam? Kabuto: No, it's my seventh.

Ino: Sasuke! Where have you been? (little laugh) Boy, you have no idea how much I was hoping you'd show up here. I've missed those brooding good looks of yours.

Kakashi: I'm proud of you, couldn't ask for a better team. Good luck!

Dosu: Calls us small does he? We're going to show him how tough the Village Hidden in the Sound's shinobi can be!

Hinata: (Blushing) Oh! Hi, Naruto. Naruto: (Narrating) Hinata Hyuga: She's alright. But I don't understand why she gets all shy and embarrassed every time I, like, look at her.

Ibiki: It's time to begin. I am Ibiki Morino, your proctor, and from this moment on, your worst enemy!

Gai: I held my team back for a year so they could hone their skills and mature. Let them enjoy their youth a little longer. Kakashi: Heh. Your concern is touching. You sure it's not just because you know your guys don't stand a chance against mine?

Naruto: (Introducing Chouji) That's Chouji Akimichi. Aki-munchi's more like it! I bet he'd eat his own head if he could!

Chouji: How about leading us to a Barbeque, Ino?

Naruto: (Thinking) I don't have a clue what's going on, but I'll act like I do.

Ino: Tell your boyfriend to shut his big fat trap! Sakura: Whose boyfriend?! Ino: Oh, I forgot! You can't get one! Sakura: What'd You say?!