Naruto Season 1 Episode 21

(Naruto and Lee bowing their heads, facing the wall)
Lee: A weirdo?
Naruto: No one wants to know my name.

Naruto: Chunin Exam? I've never heard of any Chunin Exam, believe it!
Temari: Oh, I believe it. You obviously have no clue.

(In Naruto's thoughts)
Hokage: I have to accept it: Naruto's better than an old geezer like me, so I'll just retire and let him be Hokage.
Naruto: Yay!

Kakashi: This is all voluntary; it's up to each of you. If any of you don't feel ready, you can wait till next year.
Naruto: ALL RIGHT!!! Kakashi-sensei, you rock!
(Naruto jumps on Kakashi)
Kakashi: Hey! Don't slobber on my vest!

Sakura: Argh!!! Why? Why? Why? I'ts always the same! He sets the time, then we have to wait hours for him!
Naruto: It's not fair!
Sakura: What about my feelings? I rushed here so fast, I didn't even have time to blow-dry my hair!
Naruto: And I didn't even have enough time to brush my teeth or change my underwear!
Sakura: You, uh... didn't? Thats really disgusting, Naruto.
Sasuke: (Thinking) First thing in the morning and they're already driving me nuts.

Iruka: Are you trying to destroy them?
Kakashi: Well, they're always complaining about not being challenged enough. Maybe wiping out on the exams will teach them a lesson. A little pain is good.
Iruka: Wha-what did you say?
Kakashi: Oh, nothing fatal, of course, but seriously, Iruka, relax. I understand how you feel, and know it's personal, but...
Kurenai: Alright, Kakahsi, you've said enough.
Kakashi: No, Kurenai! Iruka needs to hear this! I know this is hard but, they are no longer your students; they're mine!

Iruka: Hold on! Just a minute! With all respect, the nine names that were just given were all my students at the academy. I know their skills and abilities. They all show great promise, but it's too soon. They need more experience before they are tested. If they try now, they're sure to fail the exam!
Kakashi: When I became a Chuunin, I was six years younger than Naruto is now.
Iruka: Naruto is nothing like you!!!

Naruto: Hey, Konohamaru, do I seem uncool or something?
Konohamaru: Well, compared to Sasuke, yeah, you're pretty lame.

Sasuke: Hey! You! Identify yourself!
Temari: (Blushing) You mean me?
Sasuke: No, him. The guy with the gourd on his back.
Gaara: My name is Gaara of the Desert, and I'm curious about you, too. Who are you?
Sasuke: I am Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto: Hi there! I bet you're dying to know my name, right?
Gaara: I couldn't care less.

Gaara: You're an embarassment to our village. Have you forgotten why we came all the way here?
Kankuro: I know. I mean, they challenged us. They started the whole thing, really. See, here's what happened...
Gaara: Shut up...or I'll kill you!

Mysterious Ninja: Hurry up and get the scroll!
Naruto: Yeah, right! And what happens if I say no?
Mysterious Ninja: Then I guess you dont care what happens to the girl!
Naruto: What girl? All I see is two dummies: you, and the one next to you made of straw!

Neji: Hey, you. Over here! What's your name?
Sasuke: It's common courtesy to give your own name before you ask someone else's.
Neji: Hey, you're a rookie, right? How old are you anyway?
Sasuke: I'm not obliged to answer.

Sasuke: So this is the big, bad Chuunin Exam? What a freak show!