Naruto

Ino: So let me get this straight... I just spent the entire day throwing myself at a man I wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole, and after suffering through what felt like an eternity, was for nothing?

Chikara's Assistants: Hail the future wife! Bravo! Ino: Huh, well who'd of thunk it. Naruto: I don't get it. Does this mean the mission was accomplished or what? I'm lost.

Princess Fortune: You nasty little gutter snipe! Naruto: Forgive and forget though, right? Ino: Not in a million years! (Ino and Princess Fortune jump on Naruto) Naruto: Gah!

Naruto: I just don't get her. Well, I guess it's on me. Time for this shinobi to put his nose to the old grindstone and get the job done.

Chikara: So tell me, you care for roses at all? Ino: Yes, very much. Chikara: Wonderful, I'm rather taken with them myself. They speak the language of love. Ino: But doesn't the meaning vary depending on the color of the blossom? Yellow, for example, indicates your wish to break up. Chikara: (Laughs) Ah, that's just a load of nonsense. A flower's just a flower, they don't know nothin'.

Ino: Oh for crying out loud! She told us he would be handsome. That's not exactly how I'd describe "Casanova" back there.

Naruto: (Spitting out the sweet roll Ino stuffed in his mouth) What the heck was that?! Ino: A woman's intuition. He seems a bit like Choji. You were about to head into taboo territory. Naruto: I gotcha.

Naruto: (Whispering to Ino) I don't get it. This guy's not livin' up to the picture she painted. I mean, he's enor... Chikara: Come again?! Ino: (Stuffs a sweet roll into Naruto's mouth) Shut it! (To Chikara) These sweets are enormously delicious, aren't they?

Chikara: I'm so sorry pretty lady, but I suffer from a little low blood pressure. Naruto: I don't think low blood pressure is his problem. Gah! (Ino pinches him)

Ino: I thought you weren't feeling motivated? Naruto: Well hey, a mission's a mission, right? All I can do is hold my nose and plunge in.

Ino: It'll all be fine, leave it to me. Naruto: Well, even if this little meet and great works out, he's still gonna see you later. Princess Fortune: Don't worry. By the time the wedding rolls around, I'll have lost all this extra weight. I have a plan for getting my figure back. (Shows package) Substitution Splendor, it's the dietary aid I'll be replacing all three meals with. Naruto: I guess exercising is out of the question.

Princess Fortune: With our first meeting almost here, I've been a nervous wreck. My heart won't stop pounding, my cheeks are as red as beets, and it's gotten to where I can't even sleep at night. And with all this stress, I've been eating just about anything I can get my hands on. Naruto: Well of course you got fat. What did you think was going to happen?

Naruto: The client is the daughter of a Feudal Lord. Oh man, I must really be coming up in the world for them to trust me with a big mission like this one! Ino: Yeah, well I wouldn't woof it up too much if I were you. You have a gift for screwing things up. Naruto: Don't even sweat it, this'll be a piece of cake. Just leave everything to me. Ino: You really are a piece of work.

Tsunade: I'm sure you'll do fine. You're one of the best and brightest we have in the Leaf Village, besides you'll have someone to assist you. Ino: Assist me? Naruto: Hey Grandma Tsunade, I hear you've got a mission for me. Helping some Feudal Lord? Ino: Ah! Lady Tsunade! Tsunade: It's the best I could do. Everyone else in the village is busy. Ino: Ah! You mean I have to be alone with him! Tsunade: Afraid so. Just try to make the best of it. Okay?

Ino: So a body double, huh. Is this princess being targeted by somebody or what? Tsunade: I think it's more accurate to say she's the one doing the targeting.

Ino: In order for me to polish myself as a girl, I need to diet! Diet! Naruto: Hey, wait! Wait! ~Japanese version

Ino: Do you always have flowers spread around you? Chikara: Flowers are nice. Don't they make you relax? Ino: I-I wonder ~Japanese version

Chikira: I'm sorry pretty girl, I have inherently low blood pressure. Naruto: I have a feeling it's more like high blood press- (Ino pinches him)! Ow! ~Japanese version

Fuku: Please make him like me! Ino: Leave it up to me! ~Japanese version

Naruto: Hey, is this guy that cool? Fuku: Oh, he's like a flower! ~Japanese version

Naruto: So this double thing is only for your wedding proxy? Fuku: What's wrong with that? ~Japanese version

Fuku: I think I might know what you two are trying to say. You don't believe that my double over there and I look very much alike? Ino: Um, not really, uh... Naruto: Frankly, you look nothing alike. Ino: Hey! ~Japanese version

Ino: (Pointing at Naruto) A mission with just the two of us?! Tsunade: Yep. Work hard so you can finish it swiftly. ~Japanese version

(After Ino punches Naruto, who is disguised as her and all tied up) Ino: You pervert! Clearly, you would never make it as a main character in a shonen comic. Naruto: What? I do a better job than you do! (Naruto gets another punch from Ino) ~Japanese version