Ino: You little idiot. Why on earth are you dressed like Princess Fortune?
Naruto: Look, I skimped through enough of Pervy Sage's novels to know this is the kind of thing that works on guys, okay?
Ino: I can't believe you would stoop to such a disgusting level! (punches Naruto)
Ino: I can't believe a goofball like that just cast me aside.
Naruto: Yeah, didn't even give ya a second look there at the end, did he?
Ino: Oh cram it! You don't have to remind me.
Naruto: You never know what's going to do it for someone, I suppose.
Ino: So let me get this straight... I just spent the entire day throwing myself at a man I wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole, and after suffering through what felt like an eternity, was for nothing?
Chikara's Assistants: Hail the future wife! Bravo!
Ino: Huh, well who'd of thunk it.
Naruto: I don't get it. Does this mean the mission was accomplished or what? I'm lost.
Princess Fortune: You nasty little gutter snipe!
Naruto: Forgive and forget though, right?
Ino: Not in a million years!
(Ino and Princess Fortune jump on Naruto)
Naruto: I just don't get her. Well, I guess it's on me. Time for this shinobi to put his nose to the old grindstone and get the job done.
Chikara: So tell me, you care for roses at all?
Ino: Yes, very much.
Chikara: Wonderful, I'm rather taken with them myself. They speak the language of love.
Ino: But doesn't the meaning vary depending on the color of the blossom? Yellow, for example, indicates your wish to break up.
Chikara: (Laughs) Ah, that's just a load of nonsense. A flower's just a flower, they don't know nothin'.
Ino: Oh for crying out loud! She told us he would be handsome. That's not exactly how I'd describe "Casanova" back there.
Naruto: (Spitting out the sweet roll Ino stuffed in his mouth) What the heck was that?!
Ino: A woman's intuition. He seems a bit like Choji. You were about to head into taboo territory.
Naruto: I gotcha.
Naruto: (Whispering to Ino) I don't get it. This guy's not livin' up to the picture she painted. I mean, he's enor...
Chikara: Come again?!
Ino: (Stuffs a sweet roll into Naruto's mouth) Shut it! (To Chikara) These sweets are enormously delicious, aren't they?
Chikara: I'm so sorry pretty lady, but I suffer from a little low blood pressure.
Naruto: I don't think low blood pressure is his problem. Gah! (Ino pinches him)
Ino: I thought you weren't feeling motivated?
Naruto: Well hey, a mission's a mission, right? All I can do is hold my nose and plunge in.
Ino: It'll all be fine, leave it to me.
Naruto: Well, even if this little meet and great works out, he's still gonna see you later.
Princess Fortune: Don't worry. By the time the wedding rolls around, I'll have lost all this extra weight. I have a plan for getting my figure back. (Shows package) Substitution Splendor, it's the dietary aid I'll be replacing all three meals with.
Naruto: I guess exercising is out of the question.
Princess Fortune: With our first meeting almost here, I've been a nervous wreck. My heart won't stop pounding, my cheeks are as red as beets, and it's gotten to where I can't even sleep at night. And with all this stress, I've been eating just about anything I can get my hands on.
Naruto: Well of course you got fat. What did you think was going to happen?
Naruto: The client is the daughter of a Feudal Lord. Oh man, I must really be coming up in the world for them to trust me with a big mission like this one!
Ino: Yeah, well I wouldn't woof it up too much if I were you. You have a gift for screwing things up.
Naruto: Don't even sweat it, this'll be a piece of cake. Just leave everything to me.
Ino: You really are a piece of work.
Tsunade: I'm sure you'll do fine. You're one of the best and brightest we have in the Leaf Village, besides you'll have someone to assist you.
Ino: Assist me?
Naruto: Hey Grandma Tsunade, I hear you've got a mission for me. Helping some Feudal Lord?
Ino: Ah! Lady Tsunade!
Tsunade: It's the best I could do. Everyone else in the village is busy.
Ino: Ah! You mean I have to be alone with him!
Tsunade: Afraid so. Just try to make the best of it. Okay?
Ino: So a body double, huh. Is this princess being targeted by somebody or what?
Tsunade: I think it's more accurate to say she's the one doing the targeting.
Ino: In order for me to polish myself as a girl, I need to diet! Diet!
Naruto: Hey, wait! Wait!
Ino: Do you always have flowers spread around you?
Chikara: Flowers are nice. Don't they make you relax?
Ino: I-I wonder
Chikira: I'm sorry pretty girl, I have inherently low blood pressure.
Naruto: I have a feeling it's more like high blood press- (Ino pinches him)! Ow!
Fuku: Please make him like me!
Ino: Leave it up to me!
Naruto: Hey, is this guy that cool?
Fuku: Oh, he's like a flower!
Naruto: So this double thing is only for your wedding proxy?
Fuku: What's wrong with that?
Fuku: I think I might know what you two are trying to say. You don't believe that my double over there and I look very much alike?
Ino: Um, not really, uh...
Naruto: Frankly, you look nothing alike.
Ino: (Pointing at Naruto) A mission with just the two of us?!
Tsunade: Yep. Work hard so you can finish it swiftly.
(After Ino punches Naruto, who is disguised as her and all tied up)
Ino: You pervert! Clearly, you would never make it as a main character in a shonen comic.
Naruto: What? I do a better job than you do! (Naruto gets another punch from Ino)
Ino: A Double? Is the princess being targeted?
Tsunade: Well, if you have to phrase it, it's more like the princess is targeting someone.
YTV Airdate: August 1st, 2009
Roger Rose voices Chikara in the style of Elvis Presley.
Original Episode Title: Ino Screams! Big-Boned ♥ Paradise
Romaji Episode Title: Ino zekkyō! Pocchari ♥ Paradaisu
Kanji Episode Title: いの絶叫！ ポ:Iッチャリ♥パラダイス
Original Airdate: July 5, 2006
This episode features a new ending theme song, Naruto running with the animal characters.
This episode features the first reference to a modern non-Japanese country. Chikara is loved by the princess in part because he speaks "American". Thus providing what looks like a reference to countries of real-life geography, outside of the Naruto universe.
Instead of viewing Sakura's inner self, this episode views Ino's inner self.
Naruto once again uses his Sexy no Jutsu in this episode. This episode also marks the first time he's based it off someone he knows, in this case Ino.
Ino: You pervert! Clearly you would never make it as the main character in a shonen comic.
This quote is probably a reference to the fact that the Naruto series is a shonen manga running in Weekly Shonen Jump in Japan and Shonen Jump in America.
During the ending theme, Pakkun's facial expression and wave of his paw in a "Tsk tsk" fashion is similar to Xellos' from Slayers when he does his "That is a secret!" catchphrase.
Chikara's entrance with a cape and white suit bares a resemblance to the performances of Elvis Presley in the latter stages of his career.