Naruto

Kakashi: (Hearing Lee complain that it is taking so long for him to get his turn) Lee, he's just like Gai used to be.

Naruto: (Thinking about Shikamaru) Even a lazy good for nothing bum won this match. When am I going to get my turn?!

Shikamaru: The wise shinobi carefully scouts out the physical layout of the battlefield and never loses sight his position on it. That was her problem. I made sure she was so busy focusing on me that she didn't notice the wall inches behind her head. So when we both dodged backwards, kabong! Now who's hearing bells.

Shikamaru: Like a game of Chicken, let's see who ducks first! (Throws shuriken) Kin: You're crazy! (Throws shuriken just like Shikamaru)

Neji: This year's rookies look like they could be quite a challenge.

Temari: Wasn't much of a match.

Kin: I knew he was bluffing...! (Hits her head) Shikamaru: Ha ha! I did it! ~Japanese Version

Tenten: No way! She stopped everything I threw. What has she got in that fan of hers? Temari: Haha. Take a look. This is the first moon. There are two more. When you see three moons, you'll know you've lost the match!

Dosu: Remember, he manipulates shadows. Watch the shadows. Kin: Heh. You think I'd fall for a stupid jutsu like that?

(Tenten is about to fight Temari.) Lee: Alright Tenten! Keep her guessing! Gai: Go for it! You have the power of youth! Lee: C'mon Tenten! Send that girl back to her village in a stretcher! We're right behind you! All the way Tenten! Gai: Let's here it! 2, 4, 6, 8! Who do we appreciate? (Lee cheers.) Tenten! Naruto: Grr...How did I get stuck in the cheering section? (Lee and Gai continue to cheer.)

Shikamaru: And that's what I call using your head.

Kin: You see, you never ask for whom the bell tolls, because it tolls for thee.

Sakura: I'm fine, but never mind me. It's you you should be thinking about. Naruto: Huh? Me? I don't have any injuries, I haven't even fought yet. Sakura: I meant that you don't want to disgrace yourself after coming this far. Think of what Sasuke will say. Naruto: Oh. Yeah,right. Sakura: Stay sharp. And thanks by the way. (Flashbacks to the last episode) Naruto: No! Sakura don't! You've come this far, Sakura! Don't disgrace yourself now by loosing to that lame Ino girl! Sakura: (Back to Naruto) If you hadn't called out when you did, I might not still be here. Naruto: Yeah, that's probably true. Sakura: Oh, you little...!

Gaara: Temari, forget them. The match is over, so get up here. You won, why are you wasting time with that pathetic loser and his ridiculous mentor?

Kankuro: (Talking to Gaara) You know you can always count on Temari to put on a good show. Gaara: Eh, big deal.

Lee: (Upset that Naruto got picked for the next match) I'm going to die of old age before I get my turn. I just want a chance to show Sakura what I'm made of. She's going to get tired of waiting. All I want is a chance, is that too much to ask?!

Lee: (Upset that Naruto got picked for the next match, instead of him) If I don't get picked next, Sakura will make fun of me and call me Fuzzy-brows! ~Japanese Version

Lee: That can't be! Tenten's attack missed? Gai: That's impossible. Tenten is able to hit a mark a hundred times in a hundred tries. Neji: There's no way she can miss. ~Japanese version