Naruto: All this time I've been stuck doing stupid chores around the village, while everybody else gets to go on missions. I'm so sick of having to listen to other people's adventures.
Choji: Well, I wouldn't get to excited; it's only basic escort duty for some traveling merchants.
Naruto: It's okay, we'll just make up something like we ran into a thousand bandits. Don't worry, we'll have a story to tell when we get back.
Choji: So he can brag about it.