Naruto

Kakashi: (To Naruto) Ninjas need to think beyond the normal. ~Japanese version

Sasuke: (Explaining the Kawarimi no Jutsu (Substitution Jutsu)) It's a technique where one uses an object or an animal to quickly change places with and make the enemy think one was hit. Then one is able to attack the enemy's unguarded point. In this case, the jonin got caught by Naruto on purpose, and quickly changed places with one of Naruto's replications. Not only did he give the impression that he was hit, he used Naruto's attack to his advantage. ~Japanese version

Naruto: (Laughs raucously) I got him! He totally fell for it! Sakura: I'm sorry, sensei. I told him not to do it, but he wouldn't listen. I'd never do anything like that. Inner Sakura: Cha! Perfect shot!

Kakashi: You can start. Naruto: I'm Naruto uzumaki! I what I like the most is Ramen! My hobby is eating different types of Ramen and comparing them! Kakashi How about you? Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno! I like...well, the person I like is...(Looks at Sasuke) And my hobby is...well, my dream is to... (Keeps looking at Sasuke, who is looking away) Kakashi: And what do you hate? Sakura: Naruto. ~Japanese version

Kakashi: My first impression of you guys is...I hate you. ~Japanese version

Sakura: Naruto, run! You're gonna get killed!!! Kakashi: Too late...Konoha Village's secret taijutsu technique (Sticks fingers in Naruto's butt) Kakashi: One Thousand Years of Pain! Naruto: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ~Japanese version

Sakura: Naruto, why don't you sit still. Naruto: But why is the teacher of our seventh group the only one late? ~Japanese Version~

Naruto: (Still hanging upside down) Alright, I get it! Kakashi: No, I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it? Think before you use a jutsu, otherwise your opponent might use it against you. Oh, and if the bait is obvious, don't take it.

Sasuke: (After Kakashi used his jutsu on Naruto) Those two are just total idiots.

Sasuke: (Thinking) That jounin doesn't let down his guard. Even when he's fighting a fool like Naruto.

Sakura: (stomach growling) Breakfast? I didn't even have dinner last night! A really bad time to go on a diet.

Naruto: Aah! He just got blasted by shuriken! Are you out of your mind, Sasuke?! You went too far!

Naruto and Sakura: You're late! Kakashi: Well, a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way.

Sasuke: My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and destroy a certain…someone. Naruto: (Thinking) Uh…I hope he doesn't mean me!

Naruto: W-Why are you reading that book? Kakashi: Why? To find out what happens in the story, of course. But don't let it bother you. With your weak attacks, it won't matter if I'm reading or whatever.

Kakashi: Think before you use a jutsu, otherwise your opponent might use it against you. Oh, and if the bait is obvious, don't take it.

Kakashi: Your assignment is very simple: you just have to take these bells from me. That's all there is to it. If you cant get 'em by noon, you go without lunch. You'll be tied to those posts and you'll watch as I eat my lunch in front of you

Naruto: Believe it! I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like instant ramen in a cup, and I really like the ramen Iruka-sensei got me at the Ichiraki Noodle Shop. But I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the greatest hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody--- somebody important!

Sakura: Naruto get out of their quick, he's going to destroy you! Kakashi: Too late.

Kakashi: And what do you hate? Sakura: Naruto.

Kakashi: OK, why don't you introduce yourselves? One at a time. Sakura: Introduce ourselves? What do you mean? Kakashi: Things you like, things you hate, dreams for the future, hobbies. Things like that. Naruto: Why don't you go first? I mean before we talk, tell us about you so we know how it's supposed to work. Kakashi: Me? I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...never really thought about it. As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies. Sakura: That was pointless, all we learned was his name.

Kakashi: How should I put this? My first impression of this group is...you're a bunch of idiots.