Naruto: Rise and shine, Pervy Sage!
Jiraiya: Huh! You let me fall asleep?
Naruto: So are you ready to start my training?
Jiraiya: What are you talking about? I've got to finish that manuscript first.
Naruto: Oh no, you don't have to worry about that. I finished the thing myself. It's on the way to your publisher right now. From now on, you can devote all your attention to my training. Isn't that great?
Jiraiya: Are you insane?!
Jiraiya: If they read that gibberish of yours, they'll never let me write another book!
Naruto: You think so? Really? It's that bad? Sorry.