Jiraiya: Wait! Stop, please!
463-72: If you thieves think I'm falling for that, you're fools.
Jiraiya: Hold on, there's been a terrible mistake! This boy gave you the wrong package this morning and we need it back!
Naruto: We're not thieves, honest.
463-72: I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do. Once a package has been entrusted to our care, we must deliver it to its proper destination, even at the risk of our lives.
Jiraiya: But if I don't get it back, my career is ruined!
463-72: You have my sympathies.