Jiraiya: So, who's this pretty young friend of yours, Sakura?
Sakura: Okay, that's close enough.
Jiraiya: What do you mean? What's going on?
Sakura: Whoa, just keep away from her. Okay?
Jiraiya: Hmm? Are you serious?! All I did was ask who she was! I wasn't asking her out on a date or anything! You think that's all I ever think about?
Naruto: Just about all. Sounds like Sakura has finally caught onto you, Pervy Sage, and it's about time too.
Jiraiya: For the last time, I told you not to call me Pervy Sage!
Naruto: I could think of worse things to call ya!