Udon: Hey, Sasuke! You're the coolest! When I see you, I feel like I'm looking at my future self! Do you think you could give a few words for our article?
Sasuke: Well, I guess I better set the record straight. If you listen to Naruto, you'll end up with more fairytale than truth.
Naruto: Oh, no you don't! They came here to interview me, not you!
Sasuke: They came here to interview everyone, loser. There are other ninja here besides you, ya know! (In a mocking tone) Believe it!