Naruto

(The ghost walks out of temple with glowing eyes) Naruto: Okay, I've officially had enough of this!

Neji: I don't see him. Naruto: We know he went in there. Neji: Yes, but there's no human presence in that building. At least I don't detect the presence of a living human. Naruto: Now what the heck does that mean? No, wait a second, I don't wanna know.

(They spot the Cursed Warrior in the air) Tenten: The thing can fly?! Shishima: Clad all in white, with a helmet and halberd in its hand, wearing the mask of an evil demon with eyes of fire... There can be no doubt about it, that's the Cursed Warrior!

Naruto: What about that other guy? Tenten: Exactly. It's Koumei the adviser I'm suspicious of. He could have assassinated Lord Oowashi to gain power and then got angry when it didn't work. Shishima: It's true, he's been complaining bitterly ever since Lord Sagi was chosen over him. I wouldn't put it past him to have manufactured the Cursed Warrior himself and then started these evil rumors. Naruto: Yeah, exactly, now you're talking. This ghost isn't any ghost at all but this Lord Koumei guy. Neji: (Sarcastic) Huh, so the mystery's solved just like that, eh?

Naruto: Thanks a lot. You know, you could have said something before about a ghost being involved. Shishima: I didn't mention it? I thought I did. Naruto: No, I think I would have remembered that. But it's just a rumor anyway, right? Has anyone ever seen it? Shishima: Well, I've never seen it myself, but... Naruto: Well, I thought so. Shishima: Then again, my master, Lord Mosou, saw it with his own eyes. So close, he could feel its breath. Naruto: Gah! That close, huh?!

Shizune: Did your friend tell you the details of your mission? Naruto: Well... No, not exactly. Tsunade: Their land's being haunted. Naruto: (Gulps) By what? Tsunade: They call it "The Cursed Warrior". A ghost wearing white armor that appears in the dead of night. Or so they say... Huh? (Looks behind her desk to find Naruto cowering) Naruto: Oh... Uh, it's nothing. I just thought you said something about a ghost, that's all. Tsunade: I did. What's wrong, ya scared? Naruto: Course not. What kind of ninja would I be if I was scared of stuff like that? (Tsunade and Shizune look down and see his legs shaking)

Tsunade: Idiot! Who said I refused his mission? Naruto: I see. You weren't cheating him, you were waiting for Neji to come back from the mission he's on. Tsunade: That's right, you little jerk.

Naruto: (Barges into Tsunade's office) I've seen some dirty tricks in my time, but this takes the cake! Tsunade: Listen you, the least you could do is knock before you come barging in here. Naruto: Yeah, yeah... Never mind that. What do you mean by taking every cent the poor guy has and then refusing to do the mission for him? Tsunade: Huh? Naruto: You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Grandma Tsunade. You're a big fat cheat! Tsunade: (Gets very angry) You want to try that again?! (Hits Naruto) Naruto: Ow! Never mind, sorry.

(Shishima has eaten several bowls of ramen) Teuchi Ichiraku: Thanks for coming, and as long as Naruto's treating, come back any time. Naruto: Oh brother... (Looks at empty money frog) You weren't hungry at all, were you. Shishima: I'm sorry, I kinda got carried away there, didn't I.

Naruto: How am I supposed to swallow my ramen with you staring at me like that? If you're hungry, go in there and order some! Shishima: Who... Who said I'm hungry? (Stomach growls)

Naruto: Ah-ah-ahchoo. Teuchi Ichiraku: (Laughs) I guess someone must be talking about ya. Naruto: No way, they're all out on missions. Anyway, isn't that when your ears are burning?

Kakashi: I wouldn't worry about him. He may not seem like it, but he's solid. You picked a good one to have on your side.

Shishima: I would do anything to help him; to bring back again, no matter what the cost. Naruto: (Thinking) Yeah, that's just the way I felt about Sasuke. The way I still feel.

Naruto: (Hanging upside-down from Third Hokage's nose on the mountain) Hey, look at me! I'm a booger!

Neji: There's no human aura here, at least not a living one. Naruto: Why'd you have to say it like that? ~Japanese version

Neji: There's no way that ghosts can really exist. ~Japanese version

Man from Bird Country: I'm sorry, it's said that I'm a skinny glutton. ~Japanese version

Naruto: Huh, huh? I didn't hear anything about a ghost... Shizune: Are you afraid? Naruto: I'm not scared! Can there be a ninja that's scared of something like that? ~Japanese version

Naruto: You call people who do that, ogres, you know? You old hag of an ogre! Tsunade: I dare you to say that one more time. (Tsunade hits Naruto) Naruto: That hurt! ~Japanese version