Naruto: Hey, Granny Tsunade...Am I so...C-Come to think of it, I have been rather sluggish these past few days, and I've been messing up techiques at a greater rate. And most important of all, I can't eat the extra serving of rice at Ichiraku Ramen. Could this mean that I have some terrible illness!? Hey, tell me! I'm prepared for it!
Tsunade: You're fine.
Naruto: Eh? That's Fuzzy-brow's report.
Tsunade: He's been skipping out on his medical check-ups lately. Bring him here.
Naruto: But what about me?
Tsunade: You're just plain stupid. All done! Now hurry up and go!
Naruto: Ow, ow, ow!
Sakura: Put on your clothes, you idiot!