Naruto: (Tsunade is looking at a chart) Go on, Grandma Tsunade. Don't worry, you can tell me. You know I have been feeling kind of out of it lately. I've been messing up a lot of my training. I knew something was wrong when I couldn't get down more than five bowls of Ichiraku Ramen. I've got some kind of awful incurable disease don't I? Go on, let me know the worst. How much time have I got?
Tsunade: Oh shut up, you're fine.