Naruto

Kiba: See the thing is, Akamaru and I regularly train in mountains like this one. Which is why we know so much more about this kind of terrain than you. Naruto: Ah, shut it.

Naruto: Yes, I beat him! (Smells food) Somethin' smells good. Huh? Kiba: So ya finally made it. Hinata: Kiba! Kiba: You were takin' so much time, I figured I should cook us some grub.

Naruto: I'm going to make this mission such a huge success, it's going to put Grandma Tsunade to shame. Kiba: Yeah, there's no way I'm going back to the academy, especially not on account of your mistakes. Naruto: Hey, what about collective responsibility? You can't just blame me for everything. Kiba: Oh really? Then explain why whenever you haven't been on our team, our success rate has been pretty high. Naruto: Fine, then I'm going to prove to you which one of us is really a burden to this team and which one's an asset. Hinata: (Thinking) I hope this goes well.

Naruto: We'll be fine. No way we're going to fail at some dumb treasure hunting mission. Kiba: Just make sure you don't drag us down again. Naruto: Who me? If anybody's going to drag the team down, it's going to be you. Hinata: But if we don't succeed this time, I guess we'll have to take the same classes as these little children, won't we? Iruka What's up guys? Well, well, the three of you are back here again? Naruto: Iruka-sensei? Iruka: You guys must miss your old academy days, huh. You know your welcome to come back anytime you like. (Naruto, Kiba, and Hinata run away) Naruto: No way! I'm never going back again! Iruka: I wonder what's up with them?

Tsunade: I can tell I struck a nerve, haven't I? Kiba: That's no fair! Naruto's got the awful record, why should we have to go back to the academy? Tsunade: Collective responsibility is fundamental in ninja teams. Everyone takes blame to a failure. Got it? Naruto, Kiba, & Hinata: Yes, ma'am.

Naruto: That's a lot. Do you know how many Ichiraku Special Ramen I could buy with that? Hinata: I don't think you could eat that much ramen in your entire life. Naruto: Awesome!

Tsunade: (Narrating) My name is Tsunade, I'm the Fifth Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Now I'm stuck with a debt that only seems to get worse. Not only that... Naruto: (Yells) Grandma Tsunade! (Normal voice) Come on, let me go. If there's no missions now, then why can't I go and search for Sasuke, huh? Kotetsu: (Holding Naruto back) You were ordered to stay and train, Naruto, that's why. Naruto: (Yells) Grandma Tsunade! Tsunade: (Narrating) There's him too.

Naruto: I should have been more cautious. Kiba: Yep. As always, it's your fault, Naruto. Naruto: What?!

Naruto: Look, we can cut straight through that hilly part there, no problem. Kiba: What are you, a moron? Mountain terrain isn't that easy. You can't just zip through it.

Tsunade: If for some reason you fail, I'm sending you three back to the academy.

Naruto: It sorta feels like we've been fired as ninja. Kiba: Don't say that, you're bumming me out.

(Naruto's clone blocks his goal attempt) Naruto clone: Sorry pal, not this time. (Disappears) Naruto: Of course I didn't score, I'm playing offense and defense against myself.

Tsunade: This Hokage thing is more headache than I thought.

(During preview of next episode) Kiba: As expected, all missions with Naruto get messed up! Naruto: They're heading to Konoha! Kiba: The how are we going to escape? Hinata: Um... Naruto: With Rasengan! Kiba: That's not gonna work! They'll see us! Hinata: I could... Naruto: Then with your Gatsuuga! Kiba: It's the same thing! Hinata: Please think for a second. Naruto: Then what are we going to do!? Kiba: That's why! Hinata: Naruto-kun! Kiba + Naruto: Don't stop him Hinata! Hinata: That's not it! I can... Naruto + Kiba: Oh, that's it! ~Japanese version

Tsunade: Hasn't it increased since last month? Shizune: It has increased. The news of your becoming Hokage has spread far and wide. Because of that Konoha has been getting a lot of bills. Tsunade: The title of Hokage isn't one that can be easily taken, huh? (Thinking) My name is Tsunade. I'm the Hidden Village of Konoha's Fifth Hokage. My one worry is my never-decreasing debt. And... (Interrupted by Naruto) Naruto: Granny Tsunade! ~Japanese version

Hinata: If we fail, that means we'll be studying with these children, right? (Hinata, Naruto and Kiba imagine themselves in a classroom with little kids, studying together.) ~Japanese version

Tsunade: But if you fail, you will return to the Academy! I'll have you re-roll in the Academy and redo your ninja training from square one. Naruto: Why us?! Tsunade: I was looking at the success rate of the past few months missions, and Naruto, you're especially bad! Meanwhile, Inuzuka Kiba and Hyuuga Hinata's success record is also despairingly low! ~Japanese version

Iruka: Did you suddenly become nostalgic about the Academy? Then you can return, you know? Naruto: I'm telling you I'll never return! (All three run away) Iruka: What's up with them? ~Japanese version

Naruto: That's right! In this situation, I should ask a question only the real one would know! All right! What's Hinata's dad's name? Both Hinatas: Hyuuga Hiashi. Naruto: Oh yeah... I don't know Hinata's dad's name. ~Japanese version