Naruto

Gai: Shikamaru, you must have had a rough time. Shikamaru: Right back at ya, the way you're lookin'. What the heck happened? Gai: Huh? What do you mean? What's wrong with how I look? Ino: (Pulls out mirror) Here. Gai: Oh, that's right! I don't have time to sit here and chat. I have to get back to Lee's dojo. (Takes off) Wait for me, Lee! (Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji are dumbfounded)

Ino: It's all your fault for taking so much junk food in the first place! Choji: But these were available for only a limited time and only in the Land of Tea. Green tea-flavored pork chips are rare. When a connoisseur of snacks find a limited offer like this one, it would be a crime for him not to take as much as he can. Ino: And how is that my problem?! Choji: What did you say?! Ino: You heard me!

Gai: What? You were only being attacked by monkeys? Shikamaru: They managed to grab all the snacks Choji was carrying, but at least the cargo is safe. That's something. Choji: (Dejected) All my snacks...stolen. Shikamaru: Anyway, Ino mistook it for a real enemy attack, so she panicked and sent out a distress message. Ino: Don't blame me! It happened so fast!

Kotetsu: (Referring to Gai in disguise) Did he seem weird to you? Izumo: No weirder than usual.

Lee: Naruto, he is not here. So instead I would like to spar against you! Naruto: What? (Thinking) No, not again! (Aloud) Uh, hold on. Let me just go look for him! (Takes off) Lee: Naruto! Let us work up a vigorous sweat in battle! (Naruto keeps running)

Guy: So, while I was away on my mission, Lee was so desperate for practice he decided to open his own dojo in order to train himself. I have taught my pupil well. I, Might Guy, am both moved and impressed. Naruto: The problem is not a single challenger from a rival dojo has shown up to fight him. Guy: Huh? How dare the other dojos treat him like this! Lee's hopes and dreams unrealized! I'll hunt down all those cowards and I won't go easy on them! Naruto: But... Uh... If you do, won't that leave even fewer folks to spar with him? Guy: Huh? Gosh darn it, you're right! What do I do?

Naruto: Darn it! I spent too much time at that dumb dojo and now Grandma Tsunade is gonna tear me to shreds! Oh man, I'd better steer clear of Bushy-Brow's Dojo until he calms down. Gai: What? Lee's dojo? Naruto: Huh? Bushier-Brow-sensei? Gai: Naruto, did I hear what I thought I heard?

Naruto: Come to think of it, I totally forgot to report in to Grandma Tsunade. I'd better book it over there. See ya around! (Takes off) Lee: Naruto! Please be my first challenger! (Naruto keeps running)

Lee: Have some tea. So you only came to look? (Naruto nods his head) Well, if you had told me so in the first place, you could have avoided getting kicked. Naruto: Sorry, but it was kinda hard to talk to you. You were too busy slamming me through a wall. Lee: Oh yes, I do apologize for that.

Lee: So my first dojo challenger will be you, Naruto? I could not wish for a better challenge. Naruto: Huh? Lee: I will fight with all my heart. Naruto: Fight?! Hey, wait just a min... Gah! (Dodges kick) Lee: Leaf Hurricane! (Kicks Naruto through the wall)

Naruto: (Reading sign) "Welcome to Hot-Blooded Dojo". Who the heck would build a dojo out here? (Leans on door and falls in) Lee: I have been waiting. Naruto: Wha-? Lee: You have accepted my challenge? Good, you may attack me from any direction. Naruto: Huh? Uh... Bushy-Brow... Lee: No move? Then I will come at you! Naruto: Huh? Hey! What the heck? Bushy-Brow, it's me!

Naruto: I have no idea what any of that means, but you can call that mission complete.

Lee: There are so many Sakuras. Oh happy day!

Lee: Naruto-kun! Let's sweat our youth's sweats together! ~Japanese version

Tsunade: Is there any meaning to that weird outfit? Sakura: Who knows? ~Japanese version

Naruto: But why a dojo? Lee: All for the sake of training. Naruto: Training? ~Japanese version

Lee: Naruto-kun! Please be my first! ~Japanese version